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04 December 2006 @ 08:26 am
Prison Break Crack Pic!Spam: Penguin Break  
For the fabulous lady_iz, a picspam on her favorite person (with a twist). Many happy returns!

Title: Penguin Break: The Story Of Lincoln Burrows
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Lincoln and Michael(sort of) (Gen, Crack)
Rating: PG/PG-13
Spoilers: Season 1 only
Warnings: Beverage alert!
Author's Notes: I'm going to apply this one to my prisonbreak100 claim as well. This will be prompt #98, which I choose to call Crack.




Penguin Break: The Story Of Lincoln Burrows




Once upon a time, a boy named Lincoln Burrows was born. Lincoln had issues from the beginning.

baby




Even as a young boy, Lincoln tended to get into trouble a lot,

spanking



and he read far too many comic books when he should have been doing his homework.

reading



As he got older, he spent more and more time wooing women

romance



and then breaking their hearts.

heartEater



Because unfortunately, Lincoln would sleep with pretty much anything.

windsock



Maybe he thought he had a future as a rock star.

guitar



Sadly, Fate had something else in store for him:

mugshotsr



~*~



In prison, there wasn’t much for Lincoln to do except brood

brood



and fight,

fight



and fantasize about being someplace else entirely:

aliens



~*~


But Lincoln was in luck. He had a very special brother named Michael.

Michael



Michael was very big on togetherness and family loyalty, but that’s another therapy session altogether.

crowding



Michael said he had a plan to save Lincoln—the two of them could escape together!

spaceships



Lincoln thought the escape was more likely to go like this:

garbage



It took a lot of doing, and Michael sustained a lot of injuries along the way,

bandaids



but eventually the brothers did make it out. Along with some extras who were not in the original plan...

parachutes



~*~



Michael said they were escaping to Panama. He said the two of them would open up a surf shack on the beach.

surfing



Lincoln had the feeling that Michael had something more like this in mind, just the two of them alone… forever:

togetherness



In the meantime, most of the escape involved running. There were shovels and guns and lots of beat up cars too, but it always came back to the running:

running




Will the brothers ever stop running? Will they make it to Panama? Will Lincoln ever stop brooding and lighten up?

Tune in to the next several seasons to find out…


~ The End ~




 
 
 
plutogirl10 on December 4th, 2006 08:11 am (UTC)
awww, how cutey is that penguin? *cuddles*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB Final Hughalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:17 pm (UTC)
:D I love that crabby little penguin. I can't resist him!
aeroport_art: kenyaaeroport_art on December 4th, 2006 09:01 am (UTC)
Oh. My. GOD.

You have me rolling around on the floor in fits of giggles, oh lord this is pure GENIUS aaahaahahahhahaahaaaa *mems*

Michael was very big on togetherness and family loyalty, but that’s another therapy session altogether.
and the picture that goes with it... PRICELESS. I love how Michael looks slightly retarded and you've captured their relationship so perfectly *____* *throws truffles at you*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB slashhalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:18 pm (UTC)
Whoo-hoo! Crack picSpam memmed! *dances gleefully*

and the picture that goes with it... PRICELESS. I love how Michael looks slightly retarded and you've captured their relationship so perfectly
I was hoping that one would crack people up. Lincoln looks so worried, and Michael is in his own happy little fantasy already.... :D

Glad you liked it! Hee!
mooyoo: Julia&Elissa did aquatic M/L!mooyoo on December 4th, 2006 09:49 am (UTC)
Oh god, this is awesome. What are these pictures from? They're perfect! I especially love the first one of Michael and Linc together, Linc's wary sidelong look at Michael is awesome. And everyone paracuting together. And hee, in the tuxedo and dancing for the "wooing women" one. And constantly running. So great, I love it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: kissMichaelhalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:21 pm (UTC)
These are Badtz Maru pictures (he's a Sanrio creation, like Hello Kitty. Except much, much crabbier).

My husband sent me a few pictures in an email that included the mugshots, and an idea started to form from there. The penguin's broody little face reminded me SO much of a certain someone in most of Season 1. :D

It took me hours to find all of these yesterday, and boy, uploading them and linking them is so pesky. But the result was definitely worth it!

The "wooing" picture-- with the wavy 'hair' or whatever that is-- just cracks me up. Work that sexy, Lincoln! :D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: DominicSexyhalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
Hee! Please tell me you snorted into the phone! So that everyone else could wonder what exactly was going on... :D
merctales on December 4th, 2006 11:37 am (UTC)
ZWOW! So cute!

And just who is the panda in the dress supposed to represent, I wonder?
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Gen PB brothershalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
Might have been Lincoln's original fantasy of Veronica, or even Sara (bleh). I couldn't trim the panda out. I had a small storyline with the panda being Veronica-- a great picture for "Lincoln didn't treat Veronica as well as he should have, but she stuck by him anyway"-- but I couldn't squeeze that whole thing in.

Hey, maybe it's a customer! A cross-dressing one! :D
she said mysteriouslyresounding_echo on December 4th, 2006 12:04 pm (UTC)
You are pretty much genius. Thank you for that. The asides about Michael's unhealthy delusions were the best.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: M/L postcoital crawdadshalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! Thank you, Jules!

Oh, I had to include the "Michael" version of everything vs. the "likely version" or the "Lincoln" version.

Ulterior motives, yes indeedy. Hope Lincoln's prepare to start putting out... ;)
I'm for wine and the embrace of questionable women: crackmissyjack on December 4th, 2006 12:15 pm (UTC)
brilliant crack! penguin!Linc and harpseal!Michael so perfect. You are a creative and evol genius!

and I think I peed my pants laughing ;)

pelase join our InsAne Fen Posse!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB Final Hughalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:28 pm (UTC)
You are a creative and evol genius!
Whee! \o/ Thank you very much. :D:D:D:D

and I think I peed my pants laughing ;)
Someone should have-- Lincoln humping a windsock has got to be worth something big. :0

pelase join our InsAne Fen Posse!
Is this where you tap into your brain trust of the "Special Hell Quarterly" and its ilk? :D

Man, I'd love to post this on one of the fic groups. Though technically, it's only marginally fiction as far as the writing goes. :D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Lincoln (pensive)halfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
:D Those mugshots were the inspiration for the whole thing!

That and the crabby little penguin's brooding resemblance to a certain somebody...
Izzie: The Bros - Headless PIlady_iz on December 4th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)
Awww, that was adorable! You're such a great story-teller. Thanks so much for creating that and thinking of me. :)

I love my brooding brothers, but you're right, I do wish they'd lighten up.

Thanks, again. *hugs & kisses*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB Final Hughalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
Thanks so much for creating that and thinking of me. :)
Oh, you're very welcome!

I'd hoped to have it up yesterday, but it took forever to find all the pictures and then upload and link them. I was done at about 11:50 p.m., and thought that was probably a little late.

Glad you caught sight of it! Many happy returns, Lady Iz! I hope the birthday was wonderful. :) ♥
bluesister on December 4th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
Who knew Badtz Maru had such drama in him? You!
Cute.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB Final Hughalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
Ha-ha! Oh, I have such a weakness for Badtz-Maru. I can't help myself. Peguin + crabbiness + spiky head-points is just irresistible to me. :D
Ice-T: an actor, also a refreshing beverage: PB - M/L Postcoitalfiddleyoumust on December 4th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
*giggle snort*

I like Penguin!Lincoln! humping the windsock. I'm easy, what can I say?

Adorable!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: DominicSexyhalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
Mwah-ha-ha! That "humping the windsock" one is probably my favorite. It's drink-spewing worthy!

So glad you liked this, Julia, especially since you are quite experienced in this area. :D
sparkling_chan on December 4th, 2006 07:57 pm (UTC)
LOL! Too Funny!!!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Gen PB brothershalfshellvenus on December 4th, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
Hee-hee! Thank you so much! :D
Your Sweet Six Hundred, Threescore And Sixmusicophilia on December 5th, 2006 12:38 am (UTC)
LOL! That was hilarious!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Gen PB brothershalfshellvenus on December 5th, 2006 12:47 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Thank you! :) Who knew such a crabby little penguin could be so versatile?

I think he really "gets" Lincoln's deep underlying bad-boy angst, don't you? :D
sk56sk56 on December 6th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
I am a big fan of Bad Batz, and this is such a natural extension of his broody, pugnacious nature!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Lincoln (pensive)halfshellvenus on December 6th, 2006 07:53 pm (UTC)
Yes-- another Badtz fan! I love that little penguin beyond all reason. :)

and this is such a natural extension of his broody, pugnacious nature!
Even better! You understand his deep, underlying resonance with the sexy-yet-broody bad-boy Lincoln. They are sympatico, aren't they? :D

Thanks for reading!
let's dance, douchebag!: Blue Steelxshorty24x on December 7th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
BAHAHA! I *love* this! High five! Oh man, I was cracking up like you wouldn't believe. And I love the bit where Michael comes in... it's such an amusing images!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB Final Hughalfshellvenus on December 7th, 2006 05:16 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Thank you! Whoo! \o/

The pictures alone just crack me up-- even that doomed-looking set of mugshots, where the side-view of the penguin shows a strangely flat head.

Took forever to hunt down some of these and assemble a story, but the "escape plan" ones alone were just serendipitious. And that windsock one-- my god, I have to wonder what that was actually meant to be, because I just can't not think dirty thoughts when I see it. :0

Thanks for reading! :D