The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
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Prison Break Crack Pic!Spam: Penguin Break

For the fabulous lady_iz, a picspam on her favorite person (with a twist). Many happy returns!

Title: Penguin Break: The Story Of Lincoln Burrows
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Lincoln and Michael(sort of) (Gen, Crack)
Rating: PG/PG-13
Spoilers: Season 1 only
Warnings: Beverage alert!
Author's Notes: I'm going to apply this one to my prisonbreak100 claim as well. This will be prompt #98, which I choose to call Crack.




Penguin Break: The Story Of Lincoln Burrows




Once upon a time, a boy named Lincoln Burrows was born. Lincoln had issues from the beginning.

baby




Even as a young boy, Lincoln tended to get into trouble a lot,

spanking



and he read far too many comic books when he should have been doing his homework.

reading



As he got older, he spent more and more time wooing women

romance



and then breaking their hearts.

heartEater



Because unfortunately, Lincoln would sleep with pretty much anything.

windsock



Maybe he thought he had a future as a rock star.

guitar



Sadly, Fate had something else in store for him:

mugshotsr



~*~



In prison, there wasn’t much for Lincoln to do except brood

brood



and fight,

fight



and fantasize about being someplace else entirely:

aliens



~*~


But Lincoln was in luck. He had a very special brother named Michael.

Michael



Michael was very big on togetherness and family loyalty, but that’s another therapy session altogether.

crowding



Michael said he had a plan to save Lincoln—the two of them could escape together!

spaceships



Lincoln thought the escape was more likely to go like this:

garbage



It took a lot of doing, and Michael sustained a lot of injuries along the way,

bandaids



but eventually the brothers did make it out. Along with some extras who were not in the original plan...

parachutes



~*~



Michael said they were escaping to Panama. He said the two of them would open up a surf shack on the beach.

surfing



Lincoln had the feeling that Michael had something more like this in mind, just the two of them alone… forever:

togetherness



In the meantime, most of the escape involved running. There were shovels and guns and lots of beat up cars too, but it always came back to the running:

running




Will the brothers ever stop running? Will they make it to Panama? Will Lincoln ever stop brooding and lighten up?

Tune in to the next several seasons to find out…


~ The End ~




Tags: crack, my_fic, pb_gen, prisonbreak100
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