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31 October 2006 @ 10:10 am
Supernatural Gen Drabbles: Witch Kitsch  
Title: Witch Kitsch
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: 2x100 “Halloween” Drabbles for supernatural100.

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Priorities
The hills behind the Sound are teeming with witches. Covens in the forest, covens in the moonlight. Any universal forces would be drained by the sheer numbers of people turning out.

“These granola conventions suck,” Dean mutters.

“What?” Sam’s reading Monteparte’s Grammerye.

“Patchouli-wearing PETA people. Pagan vegans. You know. They flock here.”

“So?”

“Every Halloween, Dad sends us here to protect them when the real stuff’s running loose! If they’d stay home and smoke pot or magic their cats, we’d be off hunting zombies and werewolves instead.”

“Ah. You resent them.”

“Damn right. Witchcraft wannabees.”

The endless night continues on...


Hauntings
Orange and black dominate the diner. Sam settles his laptop on a table while Dean moves the ghost-bedecked condiment tray aside.

“So?” Dean prods.

“Chuckie’s Chowder and the Spooky Hollow Salad.”

“Chuckie’s practically an evil clown, Sam. I’m surprised.”

“Thanks for bringing that up, Dean.” Sam peruses the menu again. “What’re you having?”

Dean grunts. “Halloween Hamburger. If I can order it without dying.”

“Pie later?”

“Sure. Maybe pumpkin.”

“But apple’s your favorite.”

Dean coughs uncomfortably. “Used to be. It’s… a thing, now.”

“Riiight,” Sam says knowingly. “Because only other people’s hangups are actually dumb.”

Dean head-thwaps Sam.

“Hey!”

“Bitch.”


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Ldodger21 on October 31st, 2006 06:32 pm (UTC)
“Because only other people’s hangups are actually dumb.” That was too funny.
I was gigg'ling so bad, I'm glad my boss wasn't around!

These were really good!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
Because only other people’s hangups are actually dumb.” That was too funny.
:D It's so Dean. Sam's bitchy, but Dean's... reasonable. Or something way less whiny than "bitchy."

Glad you liked them. \o/ Audible giggles!
bluesister on October 31st, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
magic their cats

*snort*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
:D I totally thought of you in setting it around Seattle. Because Eugene just doesn't have quite the cultural recognition for that element (heck, not even Portland does).

Hopes no vegans on my f-list are gonna thwap me. It's a Dean thing! It's not me! Crabby-ass gravy-eating Dean is just like that.
bluesister on October 31st, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)
It's all the meat. Makes him aggro. ;)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2006 10:16 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you. :D
Becky: SPN virginewanspotter on October 31st, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
hehe Love the conversations between the boys. Great job.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
:D I do so love to write Winchester snark. It's a reward all its own. And the head-thwap clinches it. :O :D
The Grammarian about whom your mother warned you.acostilow on October 31st, 2006 09:57 pm (UTC)
*giggles helplessly*

I heart you. And this.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)
Hee-hee!

Happy Halloween, babe! Hope there's candy corn in YOUR town, because mine is under some kind of curse. ;)

Just stay away from apple farmers...
mooyoo: SN - Sam Muh?facemooyoo on October 31st, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC)
Oh I love the second one, especially Sam's “Because only other people’s hangups are actually dumb.” Very Sam.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2006 10:42 pm (UTC)
Oh I love the second one, especially Sam's “Because only other people’s hangups are actually dumb.” Very Sam.
I think if you grew up with Dean, you'd get to that place pretty darn fast, too. ;) Dean would absolutely drive you to it. :D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 1st, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
Hee! Thank you, Claire. :)

Can't blame Sam for tweaking Dean's hypocrisy, though. It's what younger siblings DO. :D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 1st, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
:D I understand Dean's feelings about it, and yet I have to mock him for it. Because I can. ;)

Thank you, Alistra! :D
Skywalker-Winchester: supernatural_brothers05  jsie_iconsanakin415 on November 1st, 2006 10:24 am (UTC)
i love when you write the boys
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 1st, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you, Anakin!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 1st, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! Thank you, Dawnie!

I salute you with a glass of Leatherface's Lager! *clink*
     Mandya_phoenixdragon on November 5th, 2006 10:57 am (UTC)
Loved these!!

That last one's a trip, lol!

*Snuggles*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 5th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)
:D I love Dean's self-deluding worldview on these things. There are a lot of people who do that *cough* my Dad *cough*, but it never stops being funny.

Oh the dreaded apple pie! The horror! :D
iamstealthyoneiamstealthyone on November 19th, 2006 03:13 pm (UTC)
“But apple’s your favorite.”

Dean coughs uncomfortably. “Used to be. It’s… a thing, now.”

“Riiight,” Sam says knowingly. “Because only other people’s hangups are actually dumb.”


*giggles* Cute. :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 20th, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)
:D I could not resist tweaking that outcome from "Scarecrow."

And the fact that Dean is so one-sided on things like "My issues are real. Sam's issues are bitching." ;)
iamstealthyoneiamstealthyone on November 20th, 2006 03:26 am (UTC)
And the fact that Dean is so one-sided on things like "My issues are real. Sam's issues are bitching." ;)

*g* Yeah, like their moment in ELaC when they discuss fear of planes vs. fear of clowns. :)