I know this probably isn't news to people living in Europe, but it's the first I've heard of it, and it cracks me up. Can you imagine?
Walrus: HAI, IT ME!
People: Good lord! Get off, you ridiculous creature!
Boat: *kaff* Ugh, WHY? *bworp* *blup* *glub-glub-glub-glub*
Walrus: Awwww... :(
Plus, look at those toofs!