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It's What Now?

The contents of the fridge tell me that HalfshellHusband will be making chicken Tikka Masala soon.

This version comes from our huge connection of low-calorie recipes. But what's the key ingredient that tipped me off?

Fat-Free Half-and-Half.

\o?

Isn't Half-and-Half basically half milk and half cream?  HOW CAN THERE BE FAT-FREE CREAM?

*does not compute*

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