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22 August 2006 @ 09:48 am
24 Fanfiction: Chicks Rule, Boys Drool  
Title: Chicks Rule, Boys Drool
Fandom: 24
Author: HalfshellVenus
Character: Chloe
Rating: PG
Summary: Jack is not the only one who has these incredibly long and difficult days….
Author’s Notes: This ficlet is for missyjack, who requested a funny 24-fic from my last Drabble Meme. Hope you like it, Sweets!


So last night was good— I think it was last night—until he got all intense this morning, all serious and clingy. I hate starting over every time one of these guys gets too hooked on it, like it’s something special and deep.

I pushed him off until later, and then he turned out to be a traitor or something. Whatever. I was kind of busy after that.

Edgar tried to screw me over this morning and then got all sorry. And then he was trapped, and we both knew that was it, and then I was sorry. I didn’t like him the way he liked me, but he was sorta nice anyway, and it still hurt.

Paranoia-Chick was a blip on the radar, and thank god I didn’t touch her. Would’ve loved to wring the Weasel’s neck, though—rotten little snitch. I’m sure he was up to something.

The Bar Freak was the ultimate. Fat-assed sales-droid who can’t take a hint, just kept coming at me again and again like a wind-up lounge-lizard.

I got him but good— got him close enough to Taser him. Stupid, stubborn jerk—I had to keep at it ‘til the phone call was finally done. Zap! Zap! Take that, you MacIntosh-loving moron!

Four virtual desks and multiple systems, and I win again, even on borrowed computer crap.

Not bad for a neurotic gear-headed bitch.

If half this stuff weren’t illegal, my resume would kick massive butt.

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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Venushalfshellvenus on August 23rd, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
ZOMG! How did you know I was Chloe's biatch?
! I did not know! But when you're looking for humor, Chloe snark (and what a freaky day that was for her) just seemed called for.

A recap of Day5 from Chloe's POV. Can we have all of Season 6 like this? Damn she had a mega-day.
She really seemed to me to be the secondary CTU character-- at least the most consistently interesting one-- this last season. And WHAT a day-- a "date" (who knew?), helicopter, Edgar (sniff), freakyPhobicChick, BarDroid, insulting CTU-head, and saving the day! Whoo!

I still think the shock of the whole season for me was finding out chloes had been married - i mean that's some flashback I'd kill to see.
That was a huge shock to me too. I was still reeling from, "Wait, Chloe actually dates?" And the guy was suave and sweet, and clearly still really liked her (plus a rather flirty man as well). Wow.

This not only goes in my mems, it gets the ultimate acolade - printed out and stuck on my fridge.
Whoo-ha! An excellent reward! And thank you for the challenge. I had fun with it, clearly. :D