The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors

Today is (and apparently yesterday also was)...

... Drop All The Things Day. Seriously, I whacked my pill container off my desk twice yesterday, spilling pills and vitamins all over the floor of my cubicle (it's not an official container, it's a small metal breath-mint tin, for reasons of size and flatness). Getting ready to go biking was kind of a flail-fest of drop-related incompetence. Makes you look at your hands and wonder, "Are these things hooked up?"

So, Ted Cruz dropped out of the race, which leaves only Trump on the Republican ticket. Scary for the country, maybe helpful for Hillary supporters? Still, what a risk. :(

That does not, however, keep me from needing to share this Cruz/Fiorina gif with you. It's like two snakes wrestling with their hatred for each other and trying to present an image of unity. And by that, I also mean their hands. ;)

There's another, that relates to Cruz saying he wants to spend more time with his children. Genius. :O

Oh, remember my mentioning the potential street resurfacing along my work commute? The street HAS been resurfaced, but I keep coming across spots where workers are jackhammering through the new pavement. WTH is that all about?

Our son rented his tux for the Prom (he'll be going with his friends), which cost over $200 with a coupon. Criminy! OTOH, one of the girls at his school listed her expenses, which included $200 for makeup. What planet IS this? I would expect to do my own makeup. I mean, how complicated does it need to be? Is she going as an alien or a hobbit or something? :O

What's happening on your Wednesday?

Tags: cycling, me, my_kids, political wonky-tonk, random, recs-humor
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