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26 July 2006 @ 07:10 pm
For Deirdre's Birthday: If Fangirls Ran Supernatural  
A belated birthday gift for the wonderful deirdre_c, who makes me laugh on a variety of topics. But mainly her "Top Ten" posts. So in her honor (I said HONor right? Not HORror?)...


If Fangirls Ran Supernatural
10) Sam would get a light trim to neaten the edges of his emo-do. Nothing major, just… tidier.
9) The Pen would make a comeback, alternating weeks with ice cream cones.
8) Tighter clothes. No more layers of vague!
7) More uniforms. We don’t care what kind.
6) More leaning on the Impala. By all three characters.
5) Towels would be featured in every episode.
4) Broken air-conditioning would haunt every motel, and the boys would be forced to sit around in their underwear.
3) Dean would have sex with a new, disposable woman every two weeks. All scenes would feature closeups of his lips, his eyes, his chest/shoulders and butt. No part of the woman would be visible except her hair.
2) Sam would hug Dean and tell him he’s sorry. For whatever. All the whatever. Really.
1) John would announce that he’s rethinking this whole “sir” concept, that it seems a little overbearing. From now on, the boys will call him “Daddy.”
0) Jensen, Jared and Kripke would then privately rejoice over the huge reduction in retakes now that all the “Daddy” flubs can be left in.


If Fanboys (not the fun kind like Drew) Ran Supernatural
10) Slime would be featured in at least half of the episodes. In different colors and viscosity.
9) More prankage!
8) More explosions and fire!
7) Characters with names like Old Guy and Dead Guy would show up.
6) Two words: Zombies and Werewolves.
5) No pens for Dean, because that creates squirming for reasons that will not be named.
4) A chesty blond-babe sidekick would join the brothers, but stay in the car putting on lipstick over and over again during hunts.
3) Above sidekick would turn Dean down for sex regularly, saying she prefers someone “Less Polished.” She would follow it up by looking right past Sam to the camera and licking her lips s-l-o-o-o-o-w-l-y.
2) Weekly drawing for Drive The Impala day.
1) Weekly guest-star drawing for the Villain part!


If Wincest-Fangirls Ran Supernatural
10) Every four episodes would feature a motel room that only has one bed. Accidental morning cuddling would result at least half the time.
9) Dean would give Sam longing looks every week.
8) Sam would return them.
7) Post-rescue reunions would feature explicit hugging and hair-petting. Also cheek-to-cheek murmuring.
6) John would reunite with the boys periodically, but rarely stay overnight.
5) If John did stick around, Sam and Dean would of course be forced to share the only other bed.
4) Sam would tell Dean that Normal is overrated, and that it’s just the two of them from now on.
3) One of the brothers would need to give the other major CPR a minimum of two times per season.
2) The CPR would take a r-e-a-l-l-y long time to work, and there would be many closeups. To increase the drama, of course.
1) Outtakes of major kissage following That Scene at the end of “Salvation” would be on the Season 1 DVD. From several different angles. In closeup.

 
 
she said mysteriouslyresounding_echo on July 27th, 2006 02:27 am (UTC)
You funny lady!
Brilliant Halfshell--you've got me in stitches over here.

Post-rescue reunions would feature explicit hugging and hair-petting. Also cheek-to-cheek murmuring.

Hee. This is my favorite. :imagines:
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on July 27th, 2006 04:03 am (UTC)
Re: You funny lady!
Hee!

Post-rescue reunions would feature explicit hugging and hair-petting. Also cheek-to-cheek murmuring.
I would be all over that in a heartbeat. Though I really want the kissy outtakes. God, I hope they exist. *crosses fingers*
Entendre? Make mine a double.: SN Jared heedeirdre_c on July 27th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)
Hee! Awesome!! Thanks so much, sweetheart! I ♥ it!

Jensen, Jared and Kripke would then privately rejoice over the huge reduction in retakes now that all the “Daddy” flubs can be left in.
*SPORFLE*

One of the brothers would need to give the other major CPR a minimum of two times per season...The CPR would take a r-e-a-l-l-y long time to work, and there would be many closeups. To increase the drama, of course.
This would be the ULTIMATE birthday present!! C'mon, Kripke, I've been a good girl this year!!

Towels and leaning and one bed, OH MY!

You're the best! *hugs* Have fun on your weekend with no menfolk!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on July 27th, 2006 04:05 am (UTC)
This would be the ULTIMATE birthday present!! C'mon, Kripke, I've been a good girl this year!!
Oh, please,please,please... No, I'm not desperate. Why would you think that?

Towels and leaning and one bed, OH MY!
ALL of these would be so good. :D And manSnuggling-- we definitely need it. Any amount of it would be an improvement!

So glad you liked. Happy birthday, D! ♥
BEWARE OF JENMAR.: SPN - I Got You - DeanandSamclex_monkie89 on July 27th, 2006 02:44 am (UTC)
With the exception of 5, 4, and 3 on the Fanboy one I want these all.

...Does that make me a Fanvestite? Transfanual?
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on July 27th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
With the exception of 5, 4, and 3 on the Fanboy one I want these all.
I could go with less slime, too, but I'm game for all of them! Though I want the Wincest ones the most. :D

Fanvestite?
This is an EXCELLENT term. Excellent. I believe it needs to be spread far and wide until it enters the common lexicon. (Hah! I said "Lex") :D
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I'm for wine and the embrace of questionable women: plasticmissyjack on July 27th, 2006 05:05 am (UTC)
couldn't help myself...(hey it beats working)
If Fanfic Writers Ran Supernatural

1)The boys would not kill anything supernatural because they would spend all their time nekkid and having sex involving guns, knives, butt plugs and ropes. Alien pollen may be involved.
2)There would be a spin-off series called wee!Winchesters (possibly animated)
3)Kristen Bell and Mischa Barton would be bought in to play Dean and Sam respectively, after some spell causes them to wake up as girls.
4)The CW would cancel the show after Sam gets Dean pregnant
5)More yaks. More yaksex.

If Fanfic Writers Ran The CW
1)The CW would pilot a reality TV show called Jsquared and friends . It would gain accolades for its positive portrayals of homosexuality and win 3 Emmys.
2)Supernatural would crossover with Seventh Heaven featuring Sam and Dean as angels.
3)Friday Night Smackdown would feature Jared and Jensen in a tag team smackdown with Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum. Neekid.
4)The CW would purchase Prison Breakand Numb3rs. They would crossover with Supernatural in a Christmas Special where Santa turns out to be a supernatural serial killer backed by a government conspiracy. The 6 brothers would track him down using algebra and rock salt and then all have sex.
5)After 4) The CW goes into voluntary liquidation.



bluesister on July 27th, 2006 05:42 am (UTC)
If Fanfic Writers Ran The CW
6) CW would have Supernatural lead into Prison Break which would lead into Brotherhood, creating Conflicted Brothers Night.
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bluesister on July 27th, 2006 05:38 am (UTC)
Hee! The 3rd group seems completely reasonable to me. Eventually, monsters would be phased out for extended scenes of angst, h/c, sex, and LOVE.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slashhalfshellvenus on July 27th, 2006 06:16 am (UTC)
HAHAHA! Yes, to us Wincest Fangirls, that is of course entirely all reasonable. ;)

The monsters would have occasional guest appearances as plot devices to force H/C moments and woobieBloodiness and SexyEvilDemonDaddy scenes. And there would be actual love, not behind-the-curtain decoder-ring love with deflected hugs and assy comments. :)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slashhalfshellvenus on July 27th, 2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
If we could convince them that Wincest appeals to the teen-girl demographic all the way up to women in their 40s, I believe we'd have a chance. Because it's all about the $$ in their mind. (all about the angsty/pretty for us). :D
Skywalker-Winchester: Winchesters shirtless carmendoveanakin415 on July 28th, 2006 03:55 am (UTC)
how true that is LOL

I sooooo love the CPR thing ............ oh god I wish
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: JSquaredLovehalfshellvenus on July 28th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
I sooooo love the CPR thing ............ oh god I wish.
At least once, you know? "Smallville" went there. And this show has far more opportunity for that to happen again and again and again.

CW: Throw Us A Boner. :D
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Leandra: infamous picturelea_ndra on July 28th, 2006 05:25 am (UTC)
Outtakes of major kissage following That Scene at the end of “Salvation” would be on the Season 1 DVD. From several different angles. In closeup.


I don't think that's so far off the truth... I've recently read an account about Jared and Jensen on set of episode 202, (I won't spoil you, I swear), and the girl (who didn't seem a Wincester) used the words "snuggling" and "petting" - namely Jared "snuggling up to Jensen from behind and petting his cheek". Seriously. ;-)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: JSquaredLovehalfshellvenus on July 28th, 2006 05:51 am (UTC)
namely Jared "snuggling up to Jensen from behind and petting his cheek". Seriously. ;-)
W00t! *dies*

So where's the footage? Or the stills? Not that I'm rabidly greedy or anything, but I want concrete visuals!

Do they not understand that we would pay good money for that kind of pretty? *lifts eyes to the heavens* Please let there be major outtakes on the DVD. Please.
defense and defenestration: supernatural - clearlybobrhyn on July 28th, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC)
YES.

GodKripke, please let there be outtakes.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on July 28th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
Especially the snuggly/smoochy kind. ;)

I'll admit, too-- whatever that still photo is of Jared zombie-walking over Kripke's shoulder while Jensen's sitting under the tree (probably "Scarecrow"), I want to see video of that too (just to see if Jensen cracks up). :D
GirlOnFire: Made by eight_pm (internet)sacrilicious on July 29th, 2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
9) Dean would give Sam longing looks every week.
8) Sam would return them.


That happens already. They're constantly eye-fucking each other!

1) Outtakes of major kissage following That Scene at the end of “Salvation” would be on the Season 1 DVD. From several different angles. In closeup.

Oh please oh please let the bloopers be like the bloopers for The Sentinel. I've been a very good fangirl! (In case you don't know, the bloopers for The Sentinel feature the two male leads making out. Several times. In multiple scenes. They are also funny as hell.)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slashhalfshellvenus on July 30th, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
That happens already. They're constantly eye-fucking each other!
I'm really only seen the Dean-originated eye-fuck, and I definitely want A)reciprocation and B)increased quantities!

Oh please oh please let the bloopers be like the bloopers for The Sentinel. I've been a very good fangirl!
I saw these just last week, in a link someone gacked from lightly. I LOVED these-- including the one where the Jim actor is kind of bopping around in the dark waiting for his moment, and the Blair guy turns right into a kiss-- and is half-way reciprocating it before he either comes to his senses or realizes that this is not the place and time. ;)

That, for Jensen and Jared? I need an entire film closet (heh) full of that! :D

I think all of the fangirls have been very good. And heaven knows, we're ready to pop for the DVDs. Make it worth our while, plz. ;)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slashhalfshellvenus on July 30th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)
Seriously, can someone drown Sam so Dean can give him mouth-to-mouth?
That's #1 on my Season 2 wish list. ;)


:D It sounds so sick when you put it that way, and yet-- Yes! Yes! Must have! :D

Still one of my favorite moments in Smallville. ;)
ivy_x3 on July 31st, 2006 09:29 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA how did you think this one up?

i must say, the fanboys list is definitely different from what i envision SPN to be. (yes i know that's the point xD)

we should send the wincest loving fangirls list to the writers and demand these be met atleast twice a season. the show needs to compromise with us okay! we make up a good 80% of this fandom and majority always rules!

thanks for this list!
ivy_x3 on July 31st, 2006 09:30 pm (UTC)
and you forgot that the boys should sparr or fight each other or just roll around together atleast once every three episodes. hopefully they become all sweaty and are panting. ah... yeah.
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trojan condoms: now in a convenient family size!__3amconfession on August 4th, 2006 03:15 am (UTC)
I like the boys one, cause whenever I watch SPN, my brother always asks why more things don't explode and when a werewolve is going to show up.

Also, every single Wincest fangirl top tens -- YES.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slashhalfshellvenus on August 4th, 2006 06:51 am (UTC)
my brother always asks why more things don't explode and when a werewolve is going to show up.
Hahaha! Whoo-hoo! I win at guessing! :D

Also, every single Wincest fangirl top tens -- YES.
I know I'm still hoping. Fingers and toes crossed. :)

Thank you, Kim. :D
Myristicajc_robnett on August 13th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
I feel very strongly that if the guys can touch and hug off camera, they can do it on camera. David Soul and Paul Michael Glaser of Starsky and Hutch fame did it and today that show's popularity rests within the framework that it was 'an incredible love realtionship between two men' -David Soul-

So, if it worked once...
Loved the lists and especially the comments on the Wincest!fangirls. We need snuggles and cuddles and murmurs against cheeks. Yes! YES!
Hugs,
~White Ravyn~
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on August 20th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
I feel very strongly that if the guys can touch and hug off camera, they can do it on camera.
Especially these two-- the actors are more comfortable with each other than the brothers. And the hugs and touching could replace some of those emo conversations (and the emo music that creeps in under the scenes), where I'M on the verge of squirming because they're thisClose to crash-and-burn.

We need snuggles and cuddles and murmurs against cheeks. Yes! YES!
Absolutely! Show us WHY the brothers are so close, despite their bickering. More of the bond, less of the guesswork. ;)
B: pen mouthstrifechaos on September 9th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
Ok all three of these were right on, though I'm praying the third one will happen the most. *smiles* Number ten and seven from the third list were my favorite. Although number five on list two almost made me spit out my drink, it was perfect. *chuckles*

The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on September 9th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC)
though I'm praying the third one will happen the most.
I think all the Wincest fangirls are. ;) Plus the exact ones you mentioned from the list. :D

Although number five on list two almost made me spit out my drink, it was perfect. *chuckles*
:D I see you have an icon demonstrating exactly why The Pen has such incredible power. ;)

Thank you, Bethany! :D