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14 January 2014 @ 11:25 am
Twelve Characters Meme  
Stolen from elrhiarhodan

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Raylan Givens - Justified
2. Tony Stark – Iron Man movies
3. Gregory House – House, M.D.
4. Mozzie – White Collar
5. John McClane – Die Hard movies
6. Neal Caffrey – White Collar
7. Dean Winchester - Supernatural
8. Sam Axe – Burn Notice
9. Boyd Crowder - Justified
10. Debra Morgan - Dexter
11. Chuck Bartowski - Chuck
12. Sarah Walker - Chuck


Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Neal Caffrey and Chuck Bartowski? No, though I've read a few Chuck/Bryce stories! Getting Chuck to New York would be a stretch, much like getting Neal to L.A. Stupid handlers and range-limits! I'd read it, though, if someone wrote it. :D

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Mozzie? Not at all! However, I do think he's utterly adorable. In a paranoid teddy-bear kind of way. ;)

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Science itself would collapse! However, if Eight got Twelve pregnant, Chuck Bartowski's heart would be broken. Sam, though, would stick around as a father. His sense of loyalty trumps his romantic fickleness.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Many—there are a lot of very good Boyd Crowder fics out there, though I'm partial to Raylan/Boyd. We don't see Boyd as often in a Gen setting—he's either with Raylan or Ava (or both), and I don't really read Het.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
They would make a very hot couple, definitely. But Tony has trouble with impulsiveness and immaturity, and Neal tends to be impulsive AND up to something often not-good on the side. I don't see anything working out long term for them. Mostly the fault of Tony.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Arggggh. Well, let's see—Boyd is a criminal, and Debra is a complete emotional mess. Really, both choices are bad, here. I always prefer the slash, but I can't even see a realistic setting for THAT.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Debra Morgan and Gregory House meet in a bar, where House immediately decides he's not interested in sleeping with Debra but talks to her anyway because she's kind of intense. Somewhere along the way, Debra tells him he's full of shit, and House finds that completely irresistible. Debra decides he's fucked up but kind of hot for an older guy (and she's into both), so they wind up making out in her car and then Debra rides House to oblivion in the back seat. They both only semi-regret it later, but don't call each other afterward, because House has issues and Debra needs to get back to Florida.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Oh, god no. They'd snark each other to death, and probably have each other's back on some impromptu "fighting the bad guys" situation, but neither is particularly fluffy—Raylan less so than Sam.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"The Love of a Perceptive Woman" – because Sarah is utterly able to see into the truth of people, and Dean's outer toughness wouldn't fool her for a minute.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
There would have to be drugs or sex pollen involved, because One would not be attracted to Four and also keeps that damn gun on him at all times.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Ahahahaha! Both the group that ships him with his brother, and then the other faction that likes Dean with the angel.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm sure someone does, though I don't know who might offhand. Not many people on my friendslist talk about House fanfic to begin with.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so, not that I've seen. Chuck fic isn't all that common, and I haven't seen any from my f-list thus far.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Hahaha—I was hoping this was Debra. :D "Oh Jesus fuck, fuck me harder, you fucking fuck!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Margaritaville? I hate song-fic and I hate that song, but it fits for Sam Axe. Mojitoville would be even more accurate, though. ;)

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Het AND threesome, and AU.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"Hi."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last week!

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Shirtless Peter Burke. (because I don't pair them, and Neal wouldn't want Elizabeth OR Peter to know.)

Would Eleven have sex with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Not even while drunk.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
They have to stick with handplay and oral for months, because both are toppy and incredibly stubborn, and very untrusting. Finally, they get drunk and decide to let rock-paper-scissors decide. The winner tops, but no patterns are formed…

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
That would not work for me at all, on so many levels, starting with them being in different universes and not ordinarily attracted to guys, and then having no appeal to each other. Where would that even start?

Well, that was fun and completely different from what I expected. I might have to resurrect that 10-characters/15-word fics meme and try it again, since some of my favorite characters have changed. :D

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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Diner Deanhalfshellvenus on January 15th, 2014 01:25 am (UTC)
:D But of which variety? I write a lot of it (or used to), but only of the Dean/Sam type.

The funnniest thing about these memes, especially if your characters come from several different fandoms, is how incredibly wronnnng some of the results are. And while I got lucky with the swearing matching up to Debra, the hotness matching Mozzie was exactly the opposite!
Vice Captain of the Universe: bloodorangessweeny_todd on January 15th, 2014 01:45 am (UTC)
both! when I first started I read Sam/Dean only, but since then I have had fun reading Castiel/Dean as well, read some good Gabriel/Dean fic, and some with Crowley too. Dean is just such a marshmallow wrapped in armour. Or flannel, as the case may be!

I actually only learnt what OTP meant yesterday!