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halfshellvenus
07 March 2013 @ 12:24 pm
All right, heads up  
I'm about to post my new Idol entry, which has taken ridiculous amounts of research into an area I never thought I'd be exploring. Why, why, why?

Also, my daughter randomly informed us last night that she does not think Mariska Hargitay (of Law & Order:SVU) is attractive at all. Quite the opposite. Really?

What is wrong with this child, and how is she even ours?!?

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theun4givablestheun4givables on March 7th, 2013 08:28 pm (UTC)
Just wanted to let you know your daughter is WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG.
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on March 7th, 2013 08:40 pm (UTC)
I KNOW! I even showed her this, picture and she still frowned and maintained that Mariska was not pretty. And that she shouldn't put her hair up.

Gah! Who IS this child?!?
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Sallyi_smell_apples on March 8th, 2013 06:41 am (UTC)
Oh my god WHAT. Ogling Mariska's half the reason I watch SVU!! (The other half is new blonde detective.) But omg, her figure is divine and she's just so sexy.
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on March 8th, 2013 07:02 am (UTC)
I still don't think the blond det is very pretty, but Mariska? She has vavoom, and she's beautiful.

I sometimes think my daughter's aesthetics for people's appearances are as limited as her taste in food! Geez! Though I know she's susceptible to finding people "too old" to be attractive who are, say, all of 45 or older. o_O

I know Mariska has said that she wasn't sure she was pretty, in comparison to her mother the pinup girl. I can see a little resemblance, but I think Mariska is far more beautiful than her mother ever was!
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Sallyi_smell_apples on March 11th, 2013 11:04 am (UTC)
She EPIC has vavoom. All the figure ever, omg. She's totally my sexy older lady. ;) As in older than I am, not "older" as in old. I really don't find Jayne Mansfield that attractive at ALL. Mariska any day!
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Port: konodesertport on March 8th, 2013 12:39 pm (UTC)
But Mariska Hargitay is... ridiculously attractive. I'm having trouble processing here.... /o\
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on March 8th, 2013 04:55 pm (UTC)
I know! It's like pure cognitive dissonance!

At first, I thought she must be kidding, because that comment was completely insane. But she was serious. She thinks Mariska looks "mad" all the time.

I don't get it. Neither of her parents agree with her. Where is that aesthetic coming from? Jeez. It's like she fell from another planet. :O
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