All right, heads up

I'm about to post my new Idol entry, which has taken ridiculous amounts of research into an area I never thought I'd be exploring. Why, why, why?

Also, my daughter randomly informed us last night that she does not think Mariska Hargitay (of Law & Order:SVU) is attractive at all. Quite the opposite. Really?

What is wrong with this child, and how is she even ours?!?