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LJ Idol Exhibit A: "Empires Of Parched Earth And Air"

Empires Of Parched Earth And Air
LJ Idol Exhibit A | week 7 | 714 words
Honey Badger Don't Care

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Day 1
Amassed armies and provisions for first conquest this morning. Subdued three tribes between our base and the whispering lake. Ranks now larger by ten strong men, holdings by more than ninety goats.

Wife says goats not suitable souvenirs. Flowers? Lizards? Well-shaped stones? Choices are scant.


Day 57
Attacked new villages and tribes. Ruler now of all Mongolia. I am Khan!


Day 224
Ruling Mongolia now seems small thinking. The vastness of the world awaits me. Must plot next military campaign.


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