LJ Idol Exhibit A | week 7 | 714 words
Honey Badger Don't Care
Amassed armies and provisions for first conquest this morning. Subdued three tribes between our base and the whispering lake. Ranks now larger by ten strong men, holdings by more than ninety goats.
Wife says goats not suitable souvenirs. Flowers? Lizards? Well-shaped stones? Choices are scant.
Attacked new villages and tribes. Ruler now of all Mongolia. I am Khan!
Ruling Mongolia now seems small thinking. The vastness of the world awaits me. Must plot next military campaign.
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