The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
halfshellvenus

Facts and Random-oids

  • Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?!? Thanks to LJ eating comment notifications, I can't see anything except replies to my own entries.

  • Remember when, on Glee, Brittany said she was going to be a peanut allergy for Halloween? I still want to see that costume. WHAT. Do not mock my weirditude*.

    • * That is totes a real word.
  • Other than smacking them in their sleep, cats do not have much in the way of lips. So how is Tigger able to howl that pathetic WUWwwwwwwwwww sound at me?

  • Yesterday, my manager scheduled a pre-meeting meeting (famously mocked in Dilbert). Tru fax.

  • I finally finished the California Amended Tax return for last year. My god but the instructions for that form are stunningly unhelpful.

  • I've decided that if Charlie Sheen is not actually on drugs right now (so he says), then he must be suffering a raging manic episode. Wow. Even Cakewrecks did a feature tied to his random ravings!



    • Tags: humor, me, my_cats, random
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