Dear Halfshell,

You have a nice personality. You make me smile. You should write more porn. Someday I will actually reply with more than incoherent squeeing. You + me = good times. If I saw you know I'd hug you tight. I would build a tree house just for you. If I could sing any song for you it would be that Elton John song. What was it called? It was in Moulin Rouge.

Love,
Athena (acostilow)

P.S. YOU ROCK.

You should write more porn
:D Still more? :D:D:D

I would build a tree house just for you.
I have _always_ wanted one. I feel pangs everytime I see a yard that actually has one. :( Ours has no stupid buildable trees for that. Treehouses RULE!

YOU rock as always. And I would never have to ask who Athena was-- your name is fabulously unique in my circle of life. :D

*nods* Always more.

Me too! I never had one growing up. I WAS DEPRIVED.

Awww. *blushes* *hugs you tight*

Dear Halfshell,

You have a nice style of writing. You make me ridiculously jealous. You should send me your talent via email or something. Someday I will…dude, I dunno. You + me = halfshell + alazysod. If I saw you now I'd let out a fangirlish squeal and say hello. I would build an ark just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "The Magnificent Seven" by The Clash, since that's what I'm listening to now.

Love,
Gena

(P.S. Seriously, let's work on the Talent Transfusion</I..)

You + me = halfshell + alazysod.
Hah! OMG< it's the truthiest truth ever! ;)

Maybe we could get a talent exchange, and I get your clarity and you could have my rambling. Or something. :0

Thanks, Gena! :D

I couldn't think of what to write, so I just went with the most obvious answer. :D

Maybe we could get a talent exchange, and I get your clarity and you could have my rambling.
Wait, what? I have clarity? When did this happen?

Wait, what? I have clarity? When did this happen?
Since eleventy-always? Your stories are very clean, just the right amount of detail. I admire that, and wish I had a better grasp on it at times. :D

Dear Halfshell,

You have a nice way of writing hot sex. You make me practically orgasm everytime i read one of your fics. You should make them into videos so i can put an image to the all the good pornfics. Someday I will kidnap jensen ackles for you and also comment much more on all the fics i read from you. You + me = PB/SPN SisTeRs fOr Lyf!!!!! FOREVA!! If I saw you now I'd buy you a camel. I would build an ashtray like michael did.. just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be "my humps".

Love,
Ivy

(P.S. have you seen the CW upfront pictures and JA's pants?!)

You should make them into videos so i can put an image to the all the good pornfics.
:0 If only! I can't even make icons. :(

Someday I will kidnap jensen ackles for you and also comment much more on all the fics i read from you.
Yay to both! :D

You + me = PB/SPN SisTeRs fOr Lyf!!!!! FOREVA!!
XD We know where the good stuff lives, and we are rich in fandoms!

(P.S. have you seen the CW upfront pictures and JA's pants?!)
The one where JA looks really happy to be snuggled so close to Jared? Oh god yes! Humpa-bumpa!

Dear Halfshell,

You have a nice__psyche (the closest word I can use to "soul")__. You make me __want to eat chocolate while reading fic__. You should __have a tacky statue of Venus in a Halfshell on your front lawn__. Someday I will __read all of your PB fic__. You + me =__early Michael/Linc fans, yo!__. If I saw you now I'd __take you to a pastry shop__. I would build a __Dominic automaton__ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be __All of My Heart by ABC (because it's *so* bad it's good)__.

Love,
__miss jules__

(P.S. __Have no guilt--I'm sure your husband wouldn't feel threatened by a robot ;p__.)

You have a nice__psyche (the closest word I can use to "soul")__.
So sweet-- thank you!

You + me =__early Michael/Linc fans, yo!__.
:D There's all these new writers with, "You know, they so have it for each other," and I'm all-- No, really?!

I would build a __Dominic automaton__ just for you.
:D I'm having BuffyBot memories at the thought of this... And I would get every bit as shameless with him as Spike did with BuffyBot. :0

♥

Dear Halfshell,

You have a nice modesty about you, even though you're probably one of the most talented people I've ever come in contact with. You make me insanely jealous of your brain. You should never stop writing. Someday I will convince you that Final Hours isn't gen. You + me = the sappiest saps who ever sapped. If I saw you now I'd squish you and bake you cookies. I would build a super secret Dominic who obeyed your every command and was undetectable by your husband just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Jack Johnson's "Good People".

Love,
Elissa

(P.S. Seriously? You've written all but one of my top five favorite fics in the fandom.)

Someday I will convince you that Final Hours isn't gen.
*Cries* It was meant to be Gen-- honestly! Otherwise, it would be sappier still. And stuff. :0

You + me = the sappiest saps who ever sapped.
And I can't tell you how comforting it is to have company. I used to fear going out to movies with crowds (back in my Yut) because I never knew whether I'd be the only one crying. "Sophie's Choice"-- me, a hard-boiled friend, and her guy friend we ran into at the theatre. I sat in the middle, and at the worst parts he and I were turned toward each other sniffling away while my friend sat there dried eyed. It's a metaphor for my life. 8\

I'd squish you and bake you cookies.
That would be absolutely the best! All of it! :D

I would build a super secret Dominic who obeyed your every command and was undetectable by your husband just for you.
:D :D *whisper* Perfecto! No-one must ever know...

(P.S. Seriously? You've written all but one of my top five favorite fics in the fandom.)
Wow. Just _wow_. Thank you so much. *reeling head*

*happy sigh and dreams of cookies* ♥

You make me smile when your fics appear on my flist
Eeee! That is wonderful!

Someday I will make comments in English rather than squee.
:D I love squee-- it's my second language!

Island in the Sun by Weezer
Goodness, I'm so behind. The only one I know by them is "The Sweater Song." (That is theirs, right?)

Thank you so much, wenchpixie! :D

Dear Halfshell,

You have a nice way of writing hot man!love. You make me all hot and flushed. You should write hot porny-porn everyday. Someday I will write a fic half as good as yours and die happy. You + me = porny-porn convention (kind of!). If I saw you now I would give you a big hug and beg you to tell me a porny-porn Lincoln/Michael story. I would build a superSecret Dominic for you if I could, just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a dirty little ditty with words changed to fit in with Lincoln/Michael porny-porn.

Love,

tuesdaeschild

P.S. Perhaps I could draw up blueprints for someone else to build you a superSecret Dominic all your own that you could hide where your husband can't find him!

You have a nice way of writing hot man!love.
Mmmmm. I'm just going to enjoy the words "hot man!love" for a few moments. Oh, the images...

You + me = porny-porn convention (kind of!).
I think you're right-- I think two is a good minimum number for a convention. And with porny-porn, the convention would of course be worthwhile. And... meaningful. Yes. ;)

P.S. Perhaps I could draw up blueprints for someone else to build you a superSecret Dominic all your own that you could hide where your husband can't find him!
That would work for me! It's the wiring that's gonna be hard. :0

Thank you so much, foxy! My Lincoln/Michael muse feels better now... :D

*works feverishly on wiring schematics for superSecret Dominic*

It was a pleasure, Sweetheart, and lots of fun!

Foxy? Like that!!

Dear Halfshell,

You have a nice spirit/worldview. It's so lovely and light and respectful. It just seeps through all your stories, not matter how dark the subject material might be.. You make me see that things can be all kinds of different. You should write some fic about VP/Kellerman because they are characters you haven't tackled yet. And write more fic generally. And never get fall out of love with your shows. And end up with Dominic Purcell. Someday I will finally manage to track down Black Robe. You + me =halftheshelllanavenus. If I saw you now I'd squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I would build a Jesen/Dominic hybrid with a dose of William Dafoe just for you (it might turn out to be a monster so have your salt gun ready). If I could sing you any song it would be She's a Rockstart from Hum Ko Deewana Kar Gaye because that's what I'm listening to right now.

Love,
thalana

(P.S. Tamen moventur.)

You make me see that things can be all kinds of different.
You offer me that as well. :D

You should write some fic about VP/Kellerman because they are characters you haven't tackled yet.
:D The Veep doesn't speak to me yet, but Kellerman... is starting to get to me. Perhaps now that the Quinn voice is almost-but-not-entirely-silent, even though I did not write him a story. I can still hear him squeaking in that well a little bit, though.

You + me =halftheshelllanavenus.
That sounds like a new dance fad. It has a great rhythm to it. ;)

I would build a Jesen/Dominic hybrid with a dose of William Dafoe just for you (it might turn out to be a monster so have your salt gun ready).
:D:D If it turned out really well, it would be sexyPretty with a real edge of intensity to it. That could be very, very good. If it turned out as poorly as possible, then beefyAwkwardShy with scary teeth and edgy cheekbones that shows up at my house with a knife! :0 Darn, mix-a-man/mix-a-monster are just too close together.

(P.S. Tamen moventur.)
Squee! I am revived. And how much do I love that you used Latin (which I had to get a translator for). I'll go the simple Italian route for "Te amo, bellissima."

I said in your letter that I would build you a streudel (and I would learn how, damnit-- just for you). But in fact, I CAN already make Svenska Pankakor. And really good chocolate-chip cookes and brownies. Come to the States for a visit (you'll never escape your enormous F-list over here) and find out! :D

I can still hear him squeaking in that well a little bit, though.

Which would actually make a neat horror story. Maybe Sam and Dean could find him

Maybe Kellerman could be talking to the VP. Or about the VP :D

Squee! I am revived. And how much do I love that you used Latin (which I had to get a translator for). I'll go the simple Italian route for "Te amo, bellissima."

Grin, my father is a mathematician so Galileo Galilei is kinda a hero to him and that's how I grew up. Personally I love "Suum cuique" (to each his own). Mostly because I remember having to translate that in class and we all thought it had something to do with pig :D

Don't worry about the Strudel. I don't know how to make one either. My mom makes them though :D Maybe till the time I ever visit the US I'll be able to make one too ;D

Darn, how I wish I would have had my friendslist the last time I visited the states. Which was like 8 years ago? 7? Not sure.

Which was like 8 years ago? 7? Not sure.
Must be about time again, then-- although I imagine there would be saving up of funds and vacation time. Still-- crashpad galore!

My one and only visit to Germany (didn't quite make it to Austria) was some 26 (! gads!) years ago. I used the bulk of my German on that trip in... Spain. For the waiter who could understand my German but not my Dad's pidgin Italian. Spanish fails me even now-- I never had occasion to learn it, and my brain has an auto-deploy into Italian and then French for all vocabulary in that general ballpark. Even the LATIN comes before the Spanish. Incroyable.

I must have been 15 or 16 when I went. I don't think I really appreciated it. I'd love to go again, all you need to do if be less expensive ;D Especially the flights. ;D

I kinda love language insanity. I love travelling with my parents, because they didn't really learn many languages when they were young (or by unqualified teachers), so they always speak the oddest and most fun language combinations :D

Sigh, can't believe that it's Monday and there's no new Prison Break :((

Randomly, since we were talking voices and Gen pieces, I know you are bunny resistant, but I just had one that made me think of you. At first the idea was something along the lines of "5 Ways Governor Tancredi did not react to Sara's Death" (which could have things like him feeling guilty that their last conversation was a fight, him being angry at her for reeinforcing his bad opinion of her, him immediately covering everything up and arranging a fancy funeral and yelling at anybody who dares to say something negative at her, for appearances sake of course, him immediately thinking of the best ways to abuse the sympathy vote, him being very "Well, it was bound to happen eventually with that mother of hers...").

But then my mind sort of went towards the idea of a Governor/Pope scene. And the obvious parallels. And my mind immediately went to you as a writer. Any chance that that could interest you as a Gen fic? I just wanted to ask you first before I post it at plotbunnies or somewhere else.