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21 October 2010 @ 01:05 pm
Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Covering Your Bases" (Sam, Dean, PG)  
Title: Covering Your Bases
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: A good hunter should always be prepared.
Author's Notes: A late birthday gift for embroiderama, who wanted some humor (and who doesn't?)
Also for supernatural100, this is "Gear."

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"Got everything?"

"Almost," Sam said, "just let me pin this on..."

"What is that?"

"It's—"

"No," said Dean.

"What do you mean, No?"

"I mean Hell, no!"

"It's not for you anyway! Who died and made you king?"

"You're embarrassing me, Sam. No respectable hunter would ever—"

"It was Dad's."

"That's ridiculous."

"I found it in his storage facility. So I figured—"

"Oh, for crying out loud. Just because something's lying around doesn't mean it has special powers."

"Are you sure?"

"It's a troll doll, Sam. I'm positive. Now for the love of God, take it off!"


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a rearranger of the proverbial bookshelf: Dean & Sam - wrestlingembroiderama on October 21st, 2010 08:32 pm (UTC)
Heeeee, that's awesome. Thank you so much!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2010 11:17 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! Always happy to provide a laugh. :D
suninmybonessuninmybones on October 21st, 2010 08:45 pm (UTC)
This is adorable.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2010 11:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :)
cindy: spn - dean facepalm (by mixedbatch)tsuki_no_bara on October 21st, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
HEEEEE! (altho it begs the question of why john had a troll doll in storage in the first place....)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Wheehalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2010 11:19 pm (UTC)
:D I imagine he did not attach quite the importance to it that Sam did. In my mind, it was a very small troll doll. The kind that might go on top of a pencil, or on a keychain.

This is what happens when people read too much into the motives of other people!
(no subject) - randomstasis on October 21st, 2010 11:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
FANTASY DRAMA HAS EXITED TO DREAMWIDTH: impalapie_andcoffee on October 21st, 2010 11:08 pm (UTC)
Lawl. Awesome. Thank you so much!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2010 11:19 pm (UTC)
Haha! Glad you liked it!
mlebayre: wayward sonsmlebayre on October 21st, 2010 11:12 pm (UTC)
LOL...Love it!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2010 11:19 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you!
gunznammo2gunznammo2 on October 21st, 2010 11:22 pm (UTC)
This:

"What do you mean, No?"

"I mean Hell, no!"

Oh, Sammy. Oh, Dean. So much love. Thanks, sweetie.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2010 11:35 pm (UTC)
Haha! It's so Dean-- why clarify when you just want to yell your position LOUDER!

So glad you enjoyed it, and it's nice to see you around! :)
I breathe therefore I writesandymg on October 22nd, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
Hee. Very cute.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2010 05:30 am (UTC)
:D Thank you!
mdlawmdlaw on October 22nd, 2010 03:01 am (UTC)
Troll dolls are evil m :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2010 05:31 am (UTC)
They're mindbenders and sources of embarrassment!

But their hair is impossible to resist. And I'm not sure something should be both ugly and cute at the same time. Clearly evil!
brigid_tanner: boys-dorksbrigid_tanner on October 22nd, 2010 03:43 am (UTC)
LOL!!! We need the follow-up now....where Dean finds out the troll doll *does* have special powers ;)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2010 05:31 am (UTC)
Haha! It would so serve him right! :D
ErinRua: Vitamin Jerinrua on October 22nd, 2010 04:56 am (UTC)
*SNORK* BUAH! A troll doll with bright purple hair, too, I bet. Or maybe fluorescent green? ;)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2010 05:32 am (UTC)
Haha! And that face that is 30% nostrils... :0
(no subject) - erinrua on October 23rd, 2010 12:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
sams1ra: gigglesnortsams1ra on October 22nd, 2010 06:40 am (UTC)
*gigglesnort*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2010 06:55 am (UTC)
Yay! That's the very best I could hope for! :D
saphirablue on October 22nd, 2010 06:52 pm (UTC)
*lol*

Thank you for making me smile! :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 23rd, 2010 12:05 am (UTC)
My pleasure! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
Mrs. Castiel For The Win: Serious Businessmrscastielftw on November 6th, 2010 06:25 pm (UTC)
Glorious!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 10th, 2010 01:19 am (UTC)
So glad you liked it!

I must say, I have never seen that icon before, but I highly approve!
Mizramizra on November 11th, 2010 05:58 pm (UTC)
I'm picturing a troll doll with the jeweled tummy and the wild hot pink hair. It's adorable! Great job here!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 11th, 2010 09:05 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

I must admit, I'm not all that "up" on troll doll styles (they were off the market when I was a kid). My kids have some, including the little pencil-topper size- small enough for John to completely overlook and just chuck into storage with everything else... and big enough for Sam to mistakenly think it's significant. \o?

I do love the unnatural hair colors, I must admit. Hot pink, purple, screamy neon green, scary orange-- it's all good! And always better after you flail the doll around for awhile until the hair sticks out in every possible direction. ;)
penny dreadful: mishamadlyxxmadd on November 15th, 2010 08:30 am (UTC)
this is excellence!!!

"Are you sure?"

"It's a troll doll, Sam. I'm positive..."


*giggle*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 16th, 2010 06:37 am (UTC)
Dean's mortification all becomes clear, doesn't it? :D

Poor Sam. It was an honest mistake!