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12 August 2010 @ 12:30 am
SPN Gen Drabble: "Reject Your Elders" (Dean, Sam, PG)  
Title: Reject Your Elders
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Dean, Sam (Gen, Drabble, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: It was possible that Dean might've had some issues with old people…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday janissa11! I hope this gives you a giggle.
Also for Day 7 of the Bleeding Cuticles Roadkill Challenge, and supernatural100 ("Old.")


So it was possible (hell, probable) that Dean might've had issues with old people.

Like, a lot.

There was that ax-wielding crone who carved up a hiker. It wasn't her fault, but that didn't stop her, now did it?

That grandma in the hotel attic… she wasn't evil, but it didn't make her any less creepy.

The shtriga that nearly ate Sam all those years ago was ancient, and those reapers were wrinkle-bearing death.

But the final freakin' insult was losing that poker game and becoming old himself.

"Ow! My back!"



As if.

Dean was so totally screwed.

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janissa11: johnlaughjanissa11 on August 12th, 2010 11:42 am (UTC)
LOL!!!! Thank you!!! And Dean? Growing older ain't for sissies, trust me. *laughing*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Birthdayhalfshellvenus on August 12th, 2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
Hee-hee! So glad you found this, and liked it!

And god yes-- getting older is not for the faint of heart! And not for whiners, either. ;)

Many happy returns, Em!
devon99 on August 12th, 2010 12:50 pm (UTC)
Ha, unless Dean can find the fountain of youth, it comes to us all, I'm afraid.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on August 12th, 2010 05:18 pm (UTC)
Exactly! Better than the alternative, for instance.

He needs to man up and sport those suspenders with pride, damnit!
cindy: spn - time for a swear word (by phangurltsuki_no_bara on August 12th, 2010 02:33 pm (UTC)
"wrinkle-bearing death", hee. i really liked prematurely-aged!dean - he was so cranky about being old.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on August 12th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
Me too, and for exactly that reason.

"Those stairs nearly killed me!"

"Ow- everything creaks!"

*Hurk**Gloff*Oh crap, I think this cheeseburger is giving me a heart attack~~~
layne: jensen laughslayne67 on August 14th, 2010 03:59 am (UTC)
Hahahaha!!! I LOVE!!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on August 14th, 2010 06:42 am (UTC)
:D Thank you!

Which is worse, the pain of aging vertebrate disks or the sting of brutal irony? ;)

So many of Dean's passing punishments seem to somehow be delightfully fitting. :D
Alex: SPN Dean watching for the plotdragonlit on August 17th, 2010 03:54 am (UTC)
Dean might've had issues with old people

Poetic justice!! Lol! Dean was such a crotchety old man! Love this little addition to the story!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Diner Deanhalfshellvenus on August 17th, 2010 06:43 am (UTC)
He was crotchety, wasn't he? Plus, he's spent most of his life eating what he wants, because he's convinced hamburgers aren't going to kill him. Oh, wait...