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SPN Gen Drabble: "Reject Your Elders" (Dean, Sam, PG)

Title: Reject Your Elders
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Dean, Sam (Gen, Drabble, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: It was possible that Dean might've had some issues with old people…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday janissa11! I hope this gives you a giggle.
Also for Day 7 of the Bleeding Cuticles Roadkill Challenge, and supernatural100 ("Old.")

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So it was possible (hell, probable) that Dean might've had issues with old people.

Like, a lot.

There was that ax-wielding crone who carved up a hiker. It wasn't her fault, but that didn't stop her, now did it?

That grandma in the hotel attic… she wasn't evil, but it didn't make her any less creepy.

The shtriga that nearly ate Sam all those years ago was ancient, and those reapers were wrinkle-bearing death.

But the final freakin' insult was losing that poker game and becoming old himself.

"Ow! My back!"

"What?"

"Nothing."

As if.

Dean was so totally screwed.


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Tags: birthday, bleeding_cuticles, drabbles, my_fic, sn_gen
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