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02 May 2006 @ 11:57 am
My grim and twisted future :0  
Gacked from dhvana. Sorry, tyrical and maygra -- don't know how you got blamed. Perhaps I'm secrely driving you nuts!


I took this twice, once with "nutmeg hazel" eyes and again with "Harry Potter green" eyes (I was stumped, because Harry Potter (in the movies) has blue eyes, so WTF? I have Dean Winchester-colored eyes with a little brown. I.e., moss green. Doesn't THAT sound attractive?)

Oh, and in the first one? Apparently I'm already UNdead at 42 1/2. *gasp*


What will your funeral be like?
LJ Username
Favourite colour
Favourite body organ
Eye colour
You will die aged 41
You will die by You're performing the swallowing knives trick when your LJ friend comes and tries to perform the Heimlich maneuver. O_o Nasty...
You will be killed by tyrical
You will be Buried
Your funeral song will be Fuji's - Killing me Softly
Chance of getting into heaven? - 18%
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Apparently green eyes are more heavenly than hazel, because look at my chances when "Harry Potter Green" eyes was the only variable that changed. Also, the eating candy problem... so totally true. *cries*


What will your funeral be like?
LJ Username
Favourite colour
Favourite body organ
Eye colour
You will die aged 101
You will die by Choking on candy. The moral? Stop eating crap...
You will be killed by maygra
You will be Buried
Your funeral song will be Prodigy - Firestarter
Chance of getting into heaven? - 52%


 
 
 
The Good, The Bad and The Lana: big smile happy sarathelana on May 2nd, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
Fuji's? That's new to me. But to be killed by maygra and tyrical surely is an honor ;D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Venushalfshellvenus on May 2nd, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
Fuji's? That's new to me.
I'll bet it's a remake of the Roberta Flack song.

Something is clearly wrong with my life when my funeral songs are two things I've never heard. At my funeral, there will be Beethoven, damnit! Or Shostakovich or Ravel! Perhaps that's why I'm undead-- I must haunt who ever picked out that music. ;)

But to be killed by maygra and tyrical surely is an honor ;D
Perhaps you're not stalking me enough these days. :D I'm not sure how maygra killed me there, unless she just chose not to Heimlich me for the choked-on candy. Looks like a clear-cut case of self-induced accidental death to me. Or IS it? Hmmmm. ;)
The Good, The Bad and The Lana: big smile happy sarathelana on May 2nd, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
I'll bet it's a remake of the Roberta Flack song.

There is one, but it's by The Fugees :D

I'm not sure how maygra killed me there,

When in doubt she can always just overdose you with good porn.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slashhalfshellvenus on May 2nd, 2006 07:39 pm (UTC)
When in doubt she can always just overdose you with good porn.
THERE you go-- I am overcome by the beauty and hotness of her writing, and unfortunately gasp in awe while eating peanut M&Ms and... it's all over. :0

And at 101, what a way to go! ;)
dragontattdragontatt on May 2nd, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
When I changed the eye color to 'boring brown' (how insulting), I went from being dead 10 years ago(!) to having 26 more years to live!!
Yay for brown, dude...
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Venushalfshellvenus on May 2nd, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
:D

And brown is never boring in my book. My husband and most of my random lusts over time have brown hair and brown eyes. :)
tyrical: AP_aJolietyrical on November 1st, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
It's ironic that you only hurt the ones you love.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Venushalfshellvenus on November 1st, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
:D That's always how it works out with these LJ auto-manufacture things. ;)

I'm surprised you found this one after all this time!

*should I be frightened now? Or maybe just leave the knives alone and end my magician's career right now?*
tyrical: AP_aJolietyrical on November 2nd, 2006 02:59 am (UTC)
Keep the knives . . .

but let the magician's career go!

I don't think the rabbit and the knives would mix well.

The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Venushalfshellvenus on November 2nd, 2006 06:36 am (UTC)
I don't think the rabbit and the knives would mix well.
In Europe, they call that "dinner." *flees!*