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11 May 2010 @ 06:36 pm
SPN Gen Drabble: "He Ain't Heavy" (Sam, Dean, PG, Crack)  
Title: He Ain't Heavy
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, All-Dialogue, Crack)
Rating: PG
Summary: Piggyback rides and little brothers who aren't
Author's Notes: This was deirdre_c's prompt for a ficlet free-for-all, and who could resist?

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"Jesus, Sam, you weigh a ton. And stop dragging your heels!"

"Sorry. They hang down because I'm tall."

"Stupid troll, making me carry you over the bridge. What's his problem?"

"Your mouth, apparently. You're always getting us in trouble."

"You know what? This is wrong. You should be carrying me—I'm way lighter than you."

"Fine. Hop on."

"Okay! Now we'll—whoa, not so close to the edge. We'll finish this, maybe let the goats loose, and get back to our case. Christ, Sam, what's taking so long? Are you ninety?"

"Shut it, or we're switching again."

"Uh…"

"Yeah. Exactly."


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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 07:17 am (UTC)
Thank you! Wasn't the piggyback idea a great prompt? And so much funnier with Dean carrying Sam and bitching about it nonstop. ;)
layne: spn peerslayne67 on May 12th, 2010 07:54 am (UTC)
I adore this!!! Dean's mouth will always gets him into trouble lol.

Edited at 2010-05-12 07:54 am (UTC)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
Hee-- thank you!

What's worse is that it so often gets BOTH of them in trouble. Reminds me of my little sister and her endless backtalk after my parents were already mad at us about something. :0
labseraphlabseraph on May 12th, 2010 07:54 am (UTC)
Snorfling hot tea/coffee onto the monitor is painful. But this fic is worth it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
Better the monitor than the keyboard. And yayyyy! :D
orehime: scissorsorehime on May 12th, 2010 08:16 am (UTC)
*gleeeeee*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you!
ficwriter1966ficwriter1966 on May 12th, 2010 11:16 am (UTC)
*cackles* That's adorable! Too funny. Thanks for sharing it!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 05:31 pm (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it! Oh, the epic mismatch in size-- and Dean's a regular-sized person with extra muscle. But there are still limits...
Laurielaurie_ky on May 12th, 2010 01:27 pm (UTC)
Made me laugh.

Laurie
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 05:32 pm (UTC)
Yay! That's what I like to hear!
Entendre? Make mine a double.: SN brothers all your faultdeirdre_c on May 12th, 2010 03:35 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA. Perfect!!

(I love Dean giving orders "not so close to the edge". SHORT AND BOSSY!!)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 05:33 pm (UTC)
I love Dean giving orders "not so close to the edge". SHORT AND BOSSY!!

It's SO Dean. And even though he's only shortER compared to Sam, it has to sting. ;)

Thanks for the great prompt!
devon99 on May 12th, 2010 04:49 pm (UTC)
hee, lets hope its season one Sam that Dean is carrying and not season five Sam'cause he's huge now!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 05:34 pm (UTC)
I was actually thinking S4-S5, with the horrifying quantity of Sammage there is now! My knees and back ache just thinking of it. :D
mckays_girlmckays_girl on May 12th, 2010 05:46 pm (UTC)
Aww, adorable!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 06:38 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you very much!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 07:13 pm (UTC)
Haha! That's where it veers from just humor into crack.

And Dean being Dean, he would totally free the goats at the end for revenge. :D
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(no subject) - halfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 07:28 pm (UTC) (Expand)
venacavaa on May 12th, 2010 10:47 pm (UTC)
This makes me smile and feel all happy inside. :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 12th, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
Yay! My good deed for the day! Now I'm all happy inside, too. :D
gunznammo2gunznammo2 on May 13th, 2010 01:32 am (UTC)
This is totally NOT crack. Hell, those brothers have run into just about everything else - zombies and ghouls, hello... - so, trolls? Very much in the realm of... you know what, never mind. All I know was that this was cute. Thank you, hon.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 13th, 2010 06:45 am (UTC)
Hee! So glad you enjoyed it!

The ghouls and zombies are at least a "normal" part of the Supernatural. All of the fairytale-type stuff seems to have come from things like the Trickster or weird magic at work, but not things that are actually lurking under bridges waiting for the next tasty random goat to come along. ;)
The Huntress: Dean Cool-Provenancehuntress69 on May 13th, 2010 08:50 pm (UTC)
This would make such a great scene in canon!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 14th, 2010 05:53 am (UTC)
A little interlude in one of those "Wait, what?" episodes!

Funny, one of the things I remember most about "Bedtime Stories" is the size of the frog that was staring at Dean. And its incredibly creepy wheeze-noise that wasn't a ribbit at all.
The Girl With the Kaleidoscope: oodelollybyrisenshine22yaya_wr8t3r on May 15th, 2010 03:16 pm (UTC)
Teehee ^_^ this was just too cute! Now I wanna an episode with Dean giving Sam a piggy back ride :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 17th, 2010 05:36 am (UTC)
I'd love to see that, though I'm not sure Jensen could manage it. Maybe with a flying harness... :)
(no subject) - yaya_wr8t3r on May 17th, 2010 11:06 am (UTC) (Expand)