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15 April 2010 @ 06:17 pm
SPN Gen Drabble: "Off The Economic Grid" (Sam, Dean, PG)  
Title: Off The Economic Grid
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, Humor)
Rating: G
Summary (S4): Some days, it's good to live outside the lines.
Author's Notes: For supernatural100, this is "Acceptable Loss."

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"Look at those suckers," Dean crowed, "piling through the post office like it's a drive-through."

"At least they have jobs," Sam said. "Maybe houses and bank accounts, too…"

Dean snorted. "I remember Dad doing taxes, back when he was still legit. Pain in the ass."

"The I.R.S. could come after us someday," Sam reminded him. "That's how they got Al Capone."

"Well, technically I'm dead. And so are you."

"Henderson didn't think so."

"Also dead, so where's the proof?"

"Harsh, Dean."

"Fake IDs and hustling pool, that's the way to go. Lunch? Adam McAdam's paying…"

Sam shrugged. "Yeah, all right."


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cindy: spn - shoulder nudge (by carmendove)tsuki_no_bara on April 16th, 2010 02:06 am (UTC)
sometimes living the way they do is kind of a blessing.... but at the same time, they can't get a nice tax refund. "henderson didn't think so." "also dead...." heee.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Doomed Winchestershalfshellvenus on April 16th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
No paperwork! But no benefits, either. ;)

Poor Henderson. AND he was mostly right about the boys, except that they weren't evil serial killers. ;)
The Huntress: CastielShittyDayhuntress69 on April 18th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
"Henderson didn't think so."

"Also dead, so where's the proof?"

"Harsh, Dean."


These 3 lines totally did me in...and after tonight at work, I so needed a giggle. Thank you as always.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Doomed Winchestershalfshellvenus on April 18th, 2010 05:42 am (UTC)
Sometimes, the rudest humor is the best, isn't it?

Glad to help lift your spirits after a long day! :)