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21 February 2010 @ 02:00 pm
SPN Gen Drabble: "A Most Sinister Spectacle" (Dean, Castiel, Sam, PG)  
Title: A Most Sinister Spectacle
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel (Gen Drabble)
Rating: PG
Summary: Castiel was doing the unthinkable...
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to dotfic! I hope this pleases you.
Also for supernatural100, this is "Unnatural."

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When Dean came back to the motel with takeout, Castiel was there with Sam. Doing the unthinkable.

"You're kidding. Why are you watching this?"

"Humans are puzzling. Behold—crazed men fight, and others encourage it. I thought humans had become more merciful and understanding about mental illness. Why do you parade these poor souls as spectacles on your televisions?"

"Sam…"

"What? I'm researching. I gave him the remote."

"It's wrestling—it'll warp him."

"Everything else was porn."

"Oh." Dean sat. "So Castiel, what makes you think they're crazy?"

"Witness the clothing."

"Huh." Dean nodded. "Yeah, okay—can't argue with that…."


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twasadarktwasadark on February 21st, 2010 10:13 pm (UTC)
LOL! Way cute!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 10:17 pm (UTC)
I love how something that even we know is bizarre becomes just that much more horrifying through Castiel's eyes.

And I can't disagree with him any more than Dean did. :0
maychorian: Castiel's chargemaychorian on February 21st, 2010 10:16 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, that's adorable. ♥
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 10:18 pm (UTC)
Hee! It's the kind of bizarreness that might lead an angel to think that "smiting" is the answer after all. :0
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:41 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you!
togsostogsos on February 21st, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
very cute :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC)
Glad you like it! :)
Jean: SPN: Castiel: ? Your Reference.contrary_lady on February 21st, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
*snorts* Castiel does have a point. ;)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Doomed Winchestershalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC)
I know-- that's the worst thing about it. How can you deny the truth?!?
getting the chocolate in the peanut butter: spn:castiel:hardtokilldotfic on February 21st, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)
Hee! Just wait until he sees a lot of the other things TV has to offer. The opportunities for hilarity here are endless!

Thank you for writing this for me, I love it! <3<3<3
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Hughalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:45 pm (UTC)
Oh lord-- infomercials (laminated food! The Ab-Doer!), modeling shows, the evil machinations of Survivor, Jerry Springer, you name it. :0

So glad you enjoyed this, and I'm sorry I was altogether late!
blackcat333_99blackcat333_99 on February 21st, 2010 10:48 pm (UTC)
Hee! Yes indeed, wrestling is one of those things that makes me scratch my head too.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Why?halfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:46 pm (UTC)
The full-out fakeitude of the whole thing is mystifying to me. How is that entertaining? I'd think people just enjoyed slapstick, but the real fans seem to think the fights are actual fights.

And the clothes and the trash-talking and the personas... it was weird enough to begin with, but how is that still going on?
rhoboatrhoboat on February 21st, 2010 10:55 pm (UTC)
Here via dotfic's rec.

Wrestling. o_O

Very cute!

The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Doomed Winchestershalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:47 pm (UTC)
Thank you! WWE (they're not even the WWF anymore, because they had to admit that it wasn't actually wrestling) is one of the weirdest ever, in my book. I don't get how people watch that.

Or worse yet, believe. :0
Kevin Jonesmulder200 on February 21st, 2010 11:00 pm (UTC)
LOL! It's funny because it's true.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)
It totally is!

The wrestlers, the WWE, the fans-- all nuts. And as mystifying as ever. :0
The Huntress: DeanSamCashuntress69 on February 21st, 2010 11:36 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the giggle.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)
You're welcome!

Even regular humans don't pretend that stuff is normal. :0
Brilliance of the Moon: cas swishy coatlongbca on February 21st, 2010 11:42 pm (UTC)
Cute
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 21st, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :)
Mello "Mars" McQueen: DeanxCas mirrormello_mcqueen on February 22nd, 2010 12:44 am (UTC)
Witness the clothing. <3
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 22nd, 2010 03:43 am (UTC)
Can't you just hear Castiel saying that?

And he's right :0
(no subject) - mello_mcqueen on February 24th, 2010 03:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2010 04:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
brigid_tanner: Castiel-need therapybrigid_tanner on February 22nd, 2010 12:53 am (UTC)
I understand his feelings about wrestling :) Love how you had my mind in the gutter on the first sentence, before going somewhere else and making me giggle.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 22nd, 2010 03:44 am (UTC)
Love how you had my mind in the gutter on the first sentence, before going somewhere else and making me giggle.

That's one of the fun twists of an opening like that, especially when you realize that the actual story isn't dirty but IS for all purposes just as wrong. ;)
sams1rasams1ra on February 22nd, 2010 04:11 am (UTC)
Hee!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on February 22nd, 2010 07:32 am (UTC)
:D Glad you liked it!
layne: jared smirkslayne67 on February 22nd, 2010 07:05 am (UTC)
LOL that's so cute! Though you know, sometimes I think wrestling is porn too :DD
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Doomed Winchestershalfshellvenus on February 22nd, 2010 07:33 am (UTC)
Though you know, sometimes I think wrestling is porn too :DD

Real wrestling could be porn (Mmmmmm), and fake-wrestling has all of this bizarre posturing that makes it seem like an inept mating ritual of some kind.

So maybe it IS. :0
(no subject) - celtic_forest on February 22nd, 2010 07:48 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on February 22nd, 2010 08:26 am (UTC) (Expand)