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08 December 2009 @ 12:15 am
SPN/House Xover fiction: "In Ur Universe, Drivin' U Nuts" (Sam, House, PG)  
Title: In Ur Universe, Drivin' U Nuts
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Gregory House, Sam Winchester(Gen Supernatural/House Xover, Crack Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: House finds someone new to pester…
Author's Notes: Another 10-character/15-word fic meme offering. It was supposed to be the "romance" prompt, but that meme has clearly never met Greg House, so this is Gen ("Partners") instead.

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"Who did you say you were you again?" House asked the tall young man at the door. He didn't actually care, but he'd found people got annoyed at having to repeat themselves. He figured he was good to ask that question again in about ten minutes.

"Sam Winchester," the guy answered.

"From the phone. You're the ghostbuster."

"No," Sam sighed impatiently, then reconsidered. "Kind of," he amended. "You told the police your neighbor was killed by a ghost."

"Or boredom. That'll definitely do it."

Sam gritted his teeth, thinking Dean would've punched this guy by now. "Did you or did you not—"

House lurched across the room, waving at Sam to follow him. "Playing the piano usually brings him out of the woodwork," he said, starting something with a freeform, jazzy sound. He shifted into a new tempo: "But he hates ragtime like you wouldn't believe," he yelled over the music.

There was a loud banging from the floor.

"You see?" House shouted.

"That's just your downstairs neighbor, complaining about the noise!" Sam protested.

"Well how about this?" House raised his head toward the ceiling and began howling an accompaniment.

A painting suddenly flew across the room, where House ducked it expertly and kept on playing. "Well?"

Sam grinned in spite of himself, knowing he would probably regret it later. "Yeah," he nodded. "I think I can work with that..."


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ETA: Geez, there's a sequel now where Dean gets to meet House. I can't believe you all talked me into that. :)

 
 
 
The Huntresshuntress69 on December 14th, 2009 06:16 pm (UTC)
A painting suddenly flew across the room, where House ducked it expertly and kept on playing. "Well?"

That is so House and I thank you for the giggle.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Random Fandomhalfshellvenus on December 14th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
It is! He just isn't fazed by the bizarre the way most people would be. Really, it's almost unfair.

Though that's part of what makes him obnoxiously "cool" too. ;)

Glad you enjoyed this. :D
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(no subject) - halfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 07:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 16th, 2009 07:54 pm (UTC)
Re: ha!!!!
Hee! Thank you!
angelsallfireangelsallfire on December 16th, 2009 07:04 pm (UTC)
*cracks up*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 16th, 2009 07:55 pm (UTC)
Poor Sam-- how can he even know that it's ALWAYS like that with House? :0
rodlox: Parkerrodlox on December 16th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
*chuckles* fantastic,

(good lord, imagine the snark battles if House and Dean were in the same room - though not sure how Castiel would fare against House)
Ruth: Castieljust_ruth on December 16th, 2009 08:28 pm (UTC)

Castiel would just look at him with sad bewilderment "why do you only find pleasure in giving yourself pain?"
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 16th, 2009 09:19 pm (UTC)
He is aggravating and frustrating and cruel, but ultimately he's usually also funny.

You're always torn between, "Noooo, don't say it!" and *snerk* "Hahahahaha!" :D
Ruth: LongWayHomejust_ruth on December 16th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
This is great. Very House - I bet Dean would punch him, or rather, he would start to show signs of it and Sam would stomp on his foot because, "geez, Dean - guy with a cane?"
rodlox: going to hugrodlox on December 16th, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
...and then Sam would get slapped with the cane in his gut (or the cane on his foot) and House would say "riight, I'm the helpless one here."
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kewpie doll mass murderer level of cuteness: BBT - Emoticon!!feathertofly on December 16th, 2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
BAHAHAHA yeah, that's pretty awesome. :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 16th, 2009 09:20 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you!
Katharsis J: Dean and Cas are defeatedkaddywhak on December 16th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
Oh, House, he totally WOULD! Lol, this was wonderful. Totally think you should write more. :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 01:10 am (UTC)
So glad you enjoyed it! I really feel for Sam-- even on a legitimate case, no-one should have to put up with House!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
Snark meets snark-- which will win? Though it seems like House always comes out on top of a snark battle. :D
hermione_vader: approvedhermione_vader on December 16th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
This is so darn cute! I love when House plays his musical instruments!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
Thank you! He's usually playing for his own pleasure, but I can so easily see him using music to antagonize if the opportunity came up. Because he just can't help himself... ;)
karahalliwell: Spn ; Dean-Condomkarahalliwell on December 16th, 2009 09:46 pm (UTC)
AWESOME CROSSOVER!

Love it<3
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
Thank you so much! :D
shaitanah: john simmshaitanah on December 16th, 2009 09:50 pm (UTC)
LMAO))) This is every other character's nightmare: meeting House))))) Awesome crack! <3
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
As it should be! At best, he'll drive you crazy. At worst, he'll either half-kill you before he saves you, or occasionally just kill you completely. :0
Jean: SPN: Sam: Perverts!contrary_lady on December 16th, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
LMAO!! I can picture Sam giving House his bitch face!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
I would SO love to see that. And if anyone ever earned it, that would be House. :D
harriganharrigan on December 17th, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)
There's never enough House-SPN crossovers! This was much enjoyed!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 07:36 am (UTC)
I'm glad you liked it-- and both shows as well, separately and together. :)
layne: sam thinkinglayne67 on December 17th, 2009 04:09 am (UTC)
LOL but where was Dean?

Still love that as I've been hankering for some House/SPN crossovers. More please? With Sam and Dean, and House and Wilson and Chase and all the rest?

:D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on December 17th, 2009 07:38 am (UTC)
LOL but where was Dean?

Dean was off in a different part of the same meme, meeting up with Cameron (from Terminator:SCC), and then Iron Man (which I swear I will post up separately as soon as I can think of a title for the darn thing).

This was that 10-character/15-word meme where everything winds up being a crossover and sometimes nearly impossible ("Romance" was the original prompt for House and Sam!), and nowhere near 15 words. :0

You know, the biggest surprise of having accidentally written this (the meme made me do it!) is finding out how many people want those universes crossed over more extensively! I never would have guessed. :D