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12 December 2009 @ 11:17 pm
SPN Slash Drabble: "Athletic Endeavors" (Sam/Dean, PG-13)  
Title: Athletic Endeavors
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam/Dean (Slash, Drabble, All-Dialogue)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What Dean wants to learn is not always what's being taught.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to __tiana__, who wanted Sam teaching Dean something.
Also for supernatural100, this is "Sports."

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"You seriously studied karate. At Stanford."

"They have college P.E., Dean, and it was paid for. Why not? C'mere—you can finally be Bruce Lee."

"Don't think it'll help much against ghosts and demons…"

"Here. Wide stance, flexed knees, solid center. Now we—"

"Do not sweep the leg, Sammy, I'm warning you!"

"—fall softly and roll back up again. Up. I said up. Let go of my leg, Dean!"

"Later. So tell me, Professor, what else did you learn in college? Wrestling?"

"Vibrators. They're not just for women."

"Really? Do you—"

"In my duffel."

"Fuck. Show me…"


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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN SpecialHellhalfshellvenus on December 15th, 2009 08:01 am (UTC)
Hee! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! This one managed to be both funny and hot, which is an excellent combination for the boys, I think. :D
Sarahyaoifangirl16 on December 16th, 2009 11:44 am (UTC)
Yeah, because aren't they like that in real life? XD