Characters: Sam/Dean (Slash, Drabble, All-Dialogue)
Summary: What Dean wants to learn is not always what's being taught.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to __tiana__, who wanted Sam teaching Dean something.
Also for supernatural100, this is "Sports."
"You seriously studied karate. At Stanford."
"They have college P.E., Dean, and it was paid for. Why not? C'mere—you can finally be Bruce Lee."
"Don't think it'll help much against ghosts and demons…"
"Here. Wide stance, flexed knees, solid center. Now we—"
"Do not sweep the leg, Sammy, I'm warning you!"
"—fall softly and roll back up again. Up. I said up. Let go of my leg, Dean!"
"Later. So tell me, Professor, what else did you learn in college? Wrestling?"
"Vibrators. They're not just for women."
"Really? Do you—"
"In my duffel."
"Fuck. Show me…"
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