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12 December 2009 @ 11:17 pm
SPN Slash Drabble: "Athletic Endeavors" (Sam/Dean, PG-13)  
Title: Athletic Endeavors
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam/Dean (Slash, Drabble, All-Dialogue)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What Dean wants to learn is not always what's being taught.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to __tiana__, who wanted Sam teaching Dean something.
Also for supernatural100, this is "Sports."

x-x-x-x-x

"You seriously studied karate. At Stanford."

"They have college P.E., Dean, and it was paid for. Why not? C'mere—you can finally be Bruce Lee."

"Don't think it'll help much against ghosts and demons…"

"Here. Wide stance, flexed knees, solid center. Now we—"

"Do not sweep the leg, Sammy, I'm warning you!"

"—fall softly and roll back up again. Up. I said up. Let go of my leg, Dean!"

"Later. So tell me, Professor, what else did you learn in college? Wrestling?"

"Vibrators. They're not just for women."

"Really? Do you—"

"In my duffel."

"Fuck. Show me…"


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Tam 'O Bedlamangstpuppy on December 13th, 2009 07:20 am (UTC)
\o/
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:26 am (UTC)
Hee-hee!

Love that icon-- I haven't seen that one before! And boy, doesn't Dad deserve it. Ditch Daddy before he ditches you!
hurricanes & heartachesrejeneration on December 13th, 2009 09:47 am (UTC)
Umm, umm. My life is not complete sans vibrator porn. Just to have you know! ♥
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:05 pm (UTC)
Hee! I'll have to see if that leads somewhere. God knows, I'm overdue for a longer PWP Sam/Dean story!
the key of the day and the lock of the night: DeanSmilelocknkey on December 13th, 2009 10:04 am (UTC)
LOL!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:06 pm (UTC)
I think that worked out MUCH better for both of them than the original lesson. ;)
orehime: scissorsorehime on December 13th, 2009 11:05 am (UTC)
EEEEeeeeEEEE!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
I know! Just the thought of it-- rrrawRRRR!
Maerhys: √ epic lovemaerhys on December 13th, 2009 01:05 pm (UTC)
LOL! I love it. -grin-
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
Hee! Thank you! I loved your last story too-- just haven't commented on it yet. Sent me straight to my bunk!
(no subject) - maerhys on December 13th, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Marymarynyu on December 13th, 2009 01:10 pm (UTC)
LOOL!!!

Oh, that's college learning at it's finest, right there. Go Sammy!!! XDD
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
It's not all theoretical learning, is it? Mmmmmm-- applied science. Hands-on experiments. Whoo!
brigid_tanner: boys-giggle snortbrigid_tanner on December 13th, 2009 02:41 pm (UTC)
LOL!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:09 pm (UTC)
Hee!
Man Writing Slashwrite_light on December 13th, 2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
Boy that took a sudden turn. Any turn with these boys is okay though.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:10 pm (UTC)
:D It's only sudden if you don't think of what Dean would do with Sam down on the floor next to him (which is less obvious in all-dialogue and 100 words, I admit). Karate is awesome, but then there's sexNOW.

One-track mind. Though Sam doesn't seem that bothered. ;)
The Huntresshuntress69 on December 13th, 2009 06:39 pm (UTC)
Yet another, er, interesting drabble from you LOL. And Sam can feel free to show me too.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
I don't think Dean's goals ever stray very far from sex unless hunting is involved. Poor Sam probably thought that lesson was actually going somewhere, for about 30 seconds.

I think everyone wants a demonstration from Sam!

Happy Hanukkah, BTW!
(no subject) - huntress69 on December 13th, 2009 07:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Tiana: (SPN) coveting thy brother's ass__tiana__ on December 13th, 2009 07:01 pm (UTC)
Hee! I love it! Thank you so much, dear. And oh, thinking about what comes next is delicious! ;)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
Yay-- I'm so glad you like it!

Sam and a vibrator does paint a pretty picture, doesn't it? :0
{ embracing the storm }: SPN: Sam Deanmithrel on December 13th, 2009 10:09 pm (UTC)
Adding to the requests for a continuation!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 13th, 2009 10:50 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'll have to see if that takes me anywhere. The SPN muse for longer fics has really taken a hit since S3 started. :0
I'm Mulder, She's Scully: bigbangrunedgirl on December 14th, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
Heeeee! Oh, boys :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on December 14th, 2009 01:26 am (UTC)
So ill-behaved, and so predictably distracted into all the usual areas. Not that anyone minds! :D
hunters_retreathunters_retreat on December 14th, 2009 08:51 am (UTC)
OMG!

Stanford Tuition $12,460
Karate Uniform $29.95

Fucking your brother senseless with a vibrator: Priceless.

:P Amazing and perfect!

The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on December 14th, 2009 06:41 pm (UTC)
Hee! I love how you've summed that up.

It's true-- that last part trumps everything! \o/
jjinmo_356jjinmo_356 on December 14th, 2009 06:02 pm (UTC)
Great outcome on this one
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN SpecialHellhalfshellvenus on December 14th, 2009 06:42 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Trust Dean to divert a real lesson into something that eventually reaches porn. Which is even better.

Great icon-- yummy!
Sarah: Old Testament Smackdownyaoifangirl16 on December 15th, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)
Love your little drabbles! And can I just say yell a quick "LOL" out loud? This was GREAT!!! XD
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN SpecialHellhalfshellvenus on December 15th, 2009 08:01 am (UTC)
Hee! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! This one managed to be both funny and hot, which is an excellent combination for the boys, I think. :D
(no subject) - yaoifangirl16 on December 16th, 2009 11:44 am (UTC) (Expand)