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24 November 2009 @ 11:14 am
Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Everybody's Crazy 'Bout A Sharp-Dressed Man" (PG)  
Title: Everybody's Crazy 'Bout A Sharp-Dressed Man
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: Another case, another chance for Dean to wear the penguin suit.
Author's Notes: For tsuki_no_bara, who wanted Sam and Dean and a penguin, but I'll bet she was thinking of something else. ;)
Also for supernatural100, this is "Clothing".

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"I can't believe I'm doing this again," Dean said.

"Oh, please. You already pretend you're James Bond half the time anyway. At least now you look the part."

"I guess." Dean fiddled with his tie. "Easy for you to say—you're not wearing the tux."

"They never have my size!"

"Yeah," Dean snorted. "I guess most places don't stock clothing in Gigantor."

"Just for that, I hope you spend the night dancing with old ladies who pinch your butt."

"Dude, harsh. It's an information-gathering mission."

"Old ladies know the history of everything in towns like this."

Dean blinked. "Well, crap…"


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Natascha: sn_dean_still prettyspirited_lizard on November 24th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
That's really great! haha
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 24th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. :D
cindy: spn - dean's :D face (by dev_earl)tsuki_no_bara on November 24th, 2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
dean in a penguin suit totally works for me. :D and "i hope you spend the night dancing with old ladies who pinch your butt" - HEEEE. i guess sam hasn't forgotten being fondled during red sky at night....
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 24th, 2009 08:53 pm (UTC)
dean in a penguin suit totally works for me. :D
Thank goodness! I wasn't quite up to writing Crack, and I couldn't see another obviously way to work in a penguin and still have it be funny.

HEEEE. i guess sam hasn't forgotten being fondled during red sky at night....
Boy, I know I haven't. The horror! Not so much the age difference, as the idea that he was somehow that woman's personal plaything.

Which Dean totally deserves to have happen to him. Heh.

Many happy returns of you, and I'm sorry it took so long. That "Burn Notice" fic and the neverending falling asleep at 9pm problem were both killing me. :0
keerawakeerawa on November 24th, 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)
This made me laugh!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 24th, 2009 08:54 pm (UTC)
Yay! My work here is done! :D
brigid_tanner: boys-snickerbrigid_tanner on November 25th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC)
LOL! I love them in tuxes. They really should just keep it when they find a suit that fits Sam.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 25th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
They look damn fine in tuxes (and so does JDM, from other RL photos). :D

They really should just keep it when they find a suit that fits Sam.
Exactly! Why the hell not-- running off with the goods can't be new to them at this point. ;)
janissa11: bedjanissa11 on November 25th, 2009 12:55 am (UTC)
One of my ALL-TIME favorite songs, and the cherry on top is Dean in a tux. NOM NOM NOM!!! C'mere, Deano, I'll pinch your butt REAL good.... *cackles*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Deanhalfshellvenus on November 25th, 2009 01:03 am (UTC)
Hee! Nom-nom indeed!

That icon that you have there... in the larger picture version, about the only things I really notice are 1)Nice butt! and 2)BED.

I'm a wicked, wicked woman, and I'd be more than happy to do some pinching myself. ;)

blackcat333_99blackcat333_99 on November 25th, 2009 02:34 am (UTC)
*giggle*

And then Dean being Dean, will proceed to find himself a hot cougar and FLIRT OUTRAGEOUSLY with her for the sole purpose of knowing that Sam's watching and is SO UNCOMFORTABLE. And the woman gets to enjoy a night feeling about 20 years younger without [deliberately] misunderstanding that it's all about enjoying a good time, no more no less. Plus her friends are now GREEN with jealousy, total bonus. And Sam is sekkritly jellus that Dean made it somehow work and ENJOYED himself, when his own cougar was a disaster. Life is totally not fair. :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 25th, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)
And Sam is sekkritly jellus that Dean made it somehow work and ENJOYED himself, when his own cougar was a disaster. Life is totally not fair. :)

Haha! It's so true. That last part will ALWAYS be how it works out for Sam, and it will never be fair!
layne: dean beautifullayne67 on November 25th, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
I'd never get enough of Dean wearing a tux. Or Dean wearing whatever. I'd never get enough of Dean, period.

:D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Deanhalfshellvenus on November 25th, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)
Hee! Me too. Or unclothed Dean-- that works too. ;)
orehime: scissorsorehime on November 25th, 2009 02:01 pm (UTC)
:D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 25th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
I hope Sam gets his wish. Dean always seems to need that little "ego-adjustment" where women are concerned. ;)
phorenice: sexy Deanphorenice on November 25th, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmmmm. Dean in a tux. One of the reasons I actually kind of like "Red Sky". And hee for butt-pinching old ladies with crucial information.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 25th, 2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
I think that was about the ONLY think I liked in "Red Sky"-- it was kind of an awful episode on many levels. But Dean in a tux... Mmmmmmm. THAT was a pretty picture.

And hee for butt-pinching old ladies with crucial information.
They cannot be stopped, not if you want the real dirt on a town! And more power to them. ;)
ErinRua: Chipmunkerinrua on November 26th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
YAY, for butt-pinching, all-knowing old ladies. *g* Dean could use a dose of that. ;-)

Thanks for the laugh, sweetie! Much fun, big grin here. :-D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 26th, 2009 05:37 am (UTC)
Dean could use a dose of that. ;-)
He could-- it's called "humility" in other quarters. :D

So glad you enjoyed it-- always happy to bring you a smile!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Deanhalfshellvenus on November 26th, 2009 05:37 am (UTC)
That tux was a good look for him, wasn't it? Hard not to notice!

I'm glad you enjoyed the recall moment! :D
From a little spark may burst a mighty flamedante_s_hell on April 21st, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)
I really loved this! The James Bond reference was right on the money. Loved their banter. And Dean in a tux? Sigh. So good. Thanks.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 10th, 2010 06:45 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it! I can so easily see Dean dismissing tuxes entirely, except for the part where James Bond is so ultra-cool that it makes him change his mind.

The Sean Connery Bond, of course. For Dean, there would be no other true Bond except that one. ;)