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30 October 2009 @ 11:32 am
Happy Birthday Wendy!  
Title: Water Torture
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary (Ep. 5x07 interlude): Being an old man sucks—for everyone.
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to wendy! I hope this gives you a laugh.
Also for supernatural100 ("Impatience").

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"Dean. Dean!"

"Huh?"

"You're wearing holes in the carpet. Get back in bed and stay there."

"Can't help it. Feels like I've gotta go."

"This is your fifth time already! You'd have to drink a lake to need to go that bad."

"So why're you keeping score, huh? Stop spying on me and go to sleep."

"Well, I'd like to, Dean, but the constant shuffling back and forth like an elephant keeps waking me up!"

"Hey, I'm old! Show some respect!"

"I'll respect you in your sleep. Go to bed."

"Just wait 'til you have prostate trouble..."

"I said goodnight."


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sinkwriter: Dean - For Tea Parties!sinkwriter on October 30th, 2009 06:47 pm (UTC)
*snorts, laughing*

Poor Dean. Heeeee. Fun, clever drabble.

Reviews seem to be mixed for last night's episode, but even though I thought some of it dragged pacing-wise, I still found it very funny. Dean's happy dance at being back to his old self was worth the price of admission. *GRIN*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 30th, 2009 07:09 pm (UTC)
:D Glad you liked it!

It wasn't a fantastic episode (or even necessary, other than the Bobby part) by any means, but it was definitely fun. And, like other episodes, the potential for mocking is rich!

Love the icon-- and the bear's response: "Tea parties?!? Is that all there is?"
cindy: the dean show - son of a...!tsuki_no_bara on October 30th, 2009 07:03 pm (UTC)
bwahahahahaha! poor dean, poor sam. it's wrong that i'm laughing at their misfortune, isn't it....
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 30th, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)
Well you know, Dean would be the first to laugh if it was Sam instead of him-- at least when he wasn't worried about Sam imminently dying. :0

That's his reward for being so impatient with other people's shortcomings. :D
twasadarktwasadark on October 30th, 2009 07:09 pm (UTC)
hahaha! very cute!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 30th, 2009 07:12 pm (UTC)
:D Even when he's not trying to, Dean's ability to annoy Sam is nearly epic. :D
marius2045: SPN - Dean does not believe u right nowmarius2045 on October 30th, 2009 07:15 pm (UTC)
LOL, wasn't he the greatest actor ever playing Dean Winchester? With the eyebrow thing and his humour and all.

Very good. ^^
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 30th, 2009 07:29 pm (UTC)
He clearly was having a good time being Dean, and what a rogue he was! Plus, old!Dean and Bobby going at it was a riot. What a pair!
kunju: dean is dubiousinnie_darling on October 30th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeee! Sam should maybe be glad his brother isn't doing the pee-pee dance!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 30th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
First the cheeseburgers are off-limits, then the pretty girls start patronizing him, and now he's up all night going to the bathroom without success.

There's no rest for an old geezer! And who knew stairs would become so daunting? :D

Happy birthday last week, BTW-- you're the day before me!
(no subject) - innie_darling on November 1st, 2009 12:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
cozmikfaerie08cozmikfaerie08 on October 30th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
I loved the episode, and Chad Everett was great as old Dean! Your drabble fits right in (poor Dean and rusty junk!!!)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 30th, 2009 11:51 pm (UTC)
Haha-- that "rusty junk" comment just cracked me up.

And I loved "old!Dean," who was every bit as unrepentant as regular!Dean-- except with less reward for it. :D
brigid_tannerbrigid_tanner on October 30th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
LOL!! I can hear them now ;)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 30th, 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
No matter his age, at times like that Dean will always just be doing whatever occurs to him with no thought whatsoever about how annoying it might be to other people. Lalalala--mememememe....

Except, of course, when he's doing it to bug Sam on purpose. ;)
gidgetgal9gidgetgal9 on October 31st, 2009 02:03 am (UTC)
Very cute!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2009 05:09 am (UTC)
:D Thank you!
layne: dean shirtsleeveslayne67 on October 31st, 2009 03:01 am (UTC)
Hee hee, so cute!! Now if this were wincest-ish, I bet Dean won't be so fond of his prostate as he was before ;)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2009 05:10 am (UTC)
Now if this were wincest-ish, I bet Dean won't be so fond of his prostate as he was before ;)

:D Or maybe he'd think, "Well at least I got some fun out of it before it turned on me." :0
rodlox: Parkerrodlox on October 31st, 2009 10:54 am (UTC)
oooh Dean you poor soul. :)

superbly-written.

and Happy Birthday, Wendy!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2009 04:40 pm (UTC)
With that and the sciatica and the heartburn-- and then surprise!heartAttack-- it's like an instant window into why old people sometimes turn into bellyachers. ;)

Thanks for reading!
heliokleia: DEAN-SMILEY IC - I'M DEAN... 2heliokleia on October 31st, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
'prostate trouble...'??

OUCH!! Poor, old EL DEANO!^^
*giggles*

Heehee... thankx alot for sharing this funny lil drabble, my dear Mme Venus, I really can picture this...^^
*giggles more*

Happy Halloween to you, my friend!^^
*H-huggles*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Halloweenhalfshellvenus on October 31st, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it! Oh, getting old-- so much downside!

Though it's nice to know that male plumbing starts to cause trouble later the same way female plumbing does. Hah!

Happy Halloween to you too! :D
ErinRua: screwerinrua on November 1st, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
BUAHAHAHAHA!

Too. Damn. Funny. Heh. Hee!

Of course it happened just like this. *g*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on November 1st, 2009 10:14 pm (UTC)
Evil humor is the best kind! \o/

And considering how often he dishes it out, it's ALWAYS Dean's turn to take it. ;)
I can read Sam's mindwendy on November 3rd, 2009 02:23 am (UTC)
Hahaha! You are amazing! Thank you honey! MWAH!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on November 3rd, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
I hope it's okay that it wasn't porn-- but I thought a good laugh would always be welcome.

Hope it was a great birthday! ♥
(no subject) - wendy on November 3rd, 2009 03:28 am (UTC) (Expand)
The Beauty and the Mess: Dean Confuzzledlynzibell on November 4th, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
Love Old!cranky!Dean!!
Thanks for sharing!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Deanhalfshellvenus on November 4th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
You're welcome! There are times when young Dean acts like Old!Cranky!Dean, and I'd say his future is well established. ;)