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Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Tales Of The Apocalyptically Impaired" (Sam, Dean, PG)

Title: Tales Of The Apocalyptically Impaired
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam, Dean (Gen, Drabble, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary (post-5x04, "The End"): In which a hero, by definition, is the guy not caught up in hoarding toilet paper…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday to huggenkiss, who wanted post-5x04 Sam and Dean and some mocking of futureCastiel's condition.
Also for supernatural100, this is "Anticlimactic."

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"So, what changed your mind?"

"Nothing."

"Oh c'mon, Dean, it's never nothing! What happened?"

"Zachariah yanked me into the future. And it sucked. You were right."

"That's it? The future sucked? Try some specifics."

"You and I weren't talking, and demons took over the planet."

"No zombies?"

"Just demons."

"What about Castiel? He didn't help?"

"Hah. Castiel was running a 'love cult' with ceremonial orgies, and getting stoned."

"No!"

"Well, he lost his angel powers."

"Yeah, but still…"

"I know."

"How bad?"

"Hippie beads and everything. I'm totally telling him."

"Dean!"

"I'm kidding, Sam."

"Good. I'm sure he—"

"Maybe…"


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Tags: all_dialogue, birthday, drabbles, my_fic, sn_gen, spn_s5_fic
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