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Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Measuring Manliness" (Sam, Dean, Humor, PG)

Title: Measuring Manliness
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Drabble, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: Men and their obsessions, so typical…
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to missyjack! Hope you've been having a wonderful day.
Also for supernatural100, this is "Measure."

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"I'm betting twelve," Sam said.

"Twelve! That's ridiculous! I'm only—" Dean stopped.

"Keep going…"

"Nine and a half, maybe ten," Dean muttered. "Depends."

"On what, the time of day?

"No! And Dad's the same."

"What, you've got all his stats, got 'em memorized?"

"It's not like that," Dean scowled. "Just 'cause you're Mr. Rebellion…"

"I still say twelve."

"Fine, put your foot on the thing and we'll know."

"Eleven and a half—close enough!"

"So you've got big feet."

"Means I'm going to be taller than you."

"I doubt it—you're already seventeen."

"Just wait," Sam gloated. "You'll see…"


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Tags: birthday, drabbles, my_fic, sn_gen
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