Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Measuring Manliness" (Sam, Dean, Humor, PG)

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13 August 2009 @ 11:34 pm

Title: Measuring Manliness
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Drabble, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: Men and their obsessions, so typical…
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to

missyjack! Hope you've been having a wonderful day.
Also for

supernatural100, this is "Measure."

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"I'm betting twelve," Sam said.

"Twelve! That's ridiculous! I'm only—" Dean stopped.

"Keep going…"

"Nine and a half, maybe ten," Dean muttered. "Depends."

"On what, the time of day?

"No! And Dad's the same."

"What, you've got all his stats, got 'em memorized?"

"It's not like that," Dean scowled. "Just 'cause you're Mr. Rebellion…"

"I still say twelve."

"Fine, put your foot on the thing and we'll know."

"Eleven and a half—close enough!"

"So you've got big feet."

"Means I'm going to be taller than you."

"I doubt it—you're already seventeen."

"Just wait," Sam gloated. "You'll see…"

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Tags: birthday, drabbles, my_fic, sn_gen

18 comments | Say what you feel

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huntress69 on August 14th, 2009 07:08 am (UTC)

I love fics like these, love to read 'em and write 'em. Well done as always.

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 07:10 am (UTC)

There's something tantalizing about implying a completely different and much naughtier angle before the truth comes out, isn't there? ;)

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layne67 on August 14th, 2009 07:56 am (UTC)

Well, Sam Winchester did sleep with a ruler by his bedside!

:D

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 04:40 pm (UTC)

I swear, guys spend far too much time measuring all sorts of things, and for the most part women totally do not care. :0

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orehime on August 14th, 2009 11:36 am (UTC)

*\o/* You give me GLEEE!

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)

Hee! I've never seen that emoticon graphic with pom-poms before. Score!

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ficwriter1966 on August 14th, 2009 12:25 pm (UTC)

Hee! Very funny. Dean even envious of Sam's gigantic feet. Love it. :)

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)

:D Denial's not going to help him on this one. He WILL eventually be shorter than his "little" brother. Oh, the pain!

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brigid_tanner on August 14th, 2009 12:27 pm (UTC)

LOL!! What I really enjoyed was the way my mind went to the gutter on what they were measuring ;)

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 04:44 pm (UTC)

Yes! That was totally my intention! And yet in the end, Dean is still jealous of the pointed possibility that he's going to wind up shorter. Heh.

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dotfic on August 14th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC)

Hee, nice misdirect. *G*

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 04:44 pm (UTC)

:D It's like Dean loses twice in that exchange. ;)

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tsuki_no_bara on August 14th, 2009 02:17 pm (UTC)

sam's like a puppy - he totally grew into his feet. heee. (and while my mind did indeed go straight into the gutter, i was pretty sure you were going somewhere else. i still giggled. the boys dealing with sam's ginormousness is always cute.)

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)

I am SO worried at times that Christopher won't grow into his, and that he'll just have gunboats for feet. :0

And yay-- you had exactly the reaction to this that I was hoping for! :D

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missyjack on August 14th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)

Lovely! Thank you.

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halfshellvenus on August 14th, 2009 10:42 pm (UTC)

I hope it brought you a giggle- I have no muppets to work with, porned or otherwise, so fic is the best I can do. :)

Good birthday? Still recovering?

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erinrua on August 15th, 2009 04:03 am (UTC)

BUAH! *snicker*

This reminds me of a story my hubby told, from away back when he was a cop. A bunch of the guys in the break room were (very loudly) talking about, "Mine is longer." "Yeah, well, mine is stiffer." "Yeah, well, mine has more flexibility!" "Okay, whip it out, let's settle this for once and for all."

At that, one of the office gals peeked in - and she'd been had, they were talking about their belts! LOL!

Too cute. ;-)

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halfshellvenus on August 15th, 2009 07:03 am (UTC)

and she'd been had, they were talking about their belts! LOL!

Ahahahaha! That's priceless!

I wonder if they were placing bets on how long it would take before she took the bait? :0

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