?

Log in

No account? Create an account
 
 
25 July 2009 @ 11:12 am
Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things" (Sam, Dean, PG)  
Title: Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Drabble, Gen, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary (Pre-Series): One kid's fun is another kid's phobia…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday, unhobbityhobbit!
Also for spn_drabble, this is "Clowns."

x-x-x-x-x

"Ooh Sammy, look over here, they have a—"

"Deeeean!"

"Hey, what's the matter? You don't like clowns? Well, okay. Maybe when you're older. Let's get some cake..."

**

"Aw, c'mon Sam! Dad, can't we at least go to McDonald's sometime? It's been a whole year already. C'mon!"

**

"Dude, what the hell is this you're watching?"

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

"It looks disgusting. And you hate—"

"Exactly. Now I have proof."

**

"Jesus, what the—Sam, put the gun down!"

"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna get him."

"It's just some guy wearing a costume. He's not evil."

"Says you."

"Put it down!"


-------- fin -------

 
 
 
Deadbeat Nymph: sammy chugdeadbeat_nymph on August 2nd, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha! I love the images of Sam 'researching' the evilness of clowns in film and later preparing himself to kill some guy in a clown suit - or is Dean wrong? Hee!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on August 3rd, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
I back Sam 100% on this-- clowns ARE evil!

And we'll never know whether Dean was wrong or not, since he made Sam let the guy get away. Though I will say this-- Dean did eventually discover that killer clowns DO exist. So there!