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25 July 2009 @ 11:12 am
Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things" (Sam, Dean, PG)  
Title: Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Drabble, Gen, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary (Pre-Series): One kid's fun is another kid's phobia…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday, unhobbityhobbit!
Also for spn_drabble, this is "Clowns."

x-x-x-x-x

"Ooh Sammy, look over here, they have a—"

"Deeeean!"

"Hey, what's the matter? You don't like clowns? Well, okay. Maybe when you're older. Let's get some cake..."

**

"Aw, c'mon Sam! Dad, can't we at least go to McDonald's sometime? It's been a whole year already. C'mon!"

**

"Dude, what the hell is this you're watching?"

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

"It looks disgusting. And you hate—"

"Exactly. Now I have proof."

**

"Jesus, what the—Sam, put the gun down!"

"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna get him."

"It's just some guy wearing a costume. He's not evil."

"Says you."

"Put it down!"


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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:05 am (UTC)
- Hahaha... exactly what our Sammy needs, huh?^^
You know, I don't care much for clowns either, and I caught some passing glimpse of that movie (clowns using straws to sip from the meat-bags they kept people in) that pretty much creeped me out for all time. Yick!

Poor Sam. He definitely got the message years ago, and yet the universe just keeps on trying to tell him!