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25 July 2009 @ 11:12 am
Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things" (Sam, Dean, PG)  
Title: Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Drabble, Gen, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary (Pre-Series): One kid's fun is another kid's phobia…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday, unhobbityhobbit!
Also for spn_drabble, this is "Clowns."


"Ooh Sammy, look over here, they have a—"


"Hey, what's the matter? You don't like clowns? Well, okay. Maybe when you're older. Let's get some cake..."


"Aw, c'mon Sam! Dad, can't we at least go to McDonald's sometime? It's been a whole year already. C'mon!"


"Dude, what the hell is this you're watching?"

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

"It looks disgusting. And you hate—"

"Exactly. Now I have proof."


"Jesus, what the—Sam, put the gun down!"

"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna get him."

"It's just some guy wearing a costume. He's not evil."

"Says you."

"Put it down!"

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layne: jared amusedlayne67 on July 26th, 2009 04:13 am (UTC)
A-ha, we know what to get to defeat Antichrist!Sam, don't we? :DD
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:11 am (UTC)

Now I want to see Castiel dolled up as The Sad Clown Of Death (to quote a beer commercial from many years back).

Although that Alistair guy already had workable Bozo hair, not to mention a dick attitude. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!