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25 July 2009 @ 11:12 am
Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things" (Sam, Dean, PG)  
Title: Bozo Hair, Big Shoes, And Bad, Bad Things
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Drabble, Gen, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary (Pre-Series): One kid's fun is another kid's phobia…
Author's Notes: Happy birthday, unhobbityhobbit!
Also for spn_drabble, this is "Clowns."

x-x-x-x-x

"Ooh Sammy, look over here, they have a—"

"Deeeean!"

"Hey, what's the matter? You don't like clowns? Well, okay. Maybe when you're older. Let's get some cake..."

**

"Aw, c'mon Sam! Dad, can't we at least go to McDonald's sometime? It's been a whole year already. C'mon!"

**

"Dude, what the hell is this you're watching?"

"Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

"It looks disgusting. And you hate—"

"Exactly. Now I have proof."

**

"Jesus, what the—Sam, put the gun down!"

"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna get him."

"It's just some guy wearing a costume. He's not evil."

"Says you."

"Put it down!"


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softbluebuddysoftbluebuddy on July 25th, 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
Very, very cute. Sam's increasing paranoia about clowns perfectly showcased.

Nice job and thanks for sharing.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 25th, 2009 06:27 pm (UTC)
It starts small, but somehow it just never gets better, at least where Sam's concerned!

I'll admit, I find them creepy too. Not terrifying, but definitely creepy!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on July 25th, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
It all makes sense now, doesn't it? And I don't blame him a single bit. ;)
brigid_tanner: dean-giggle snortbrigid_tanner on July 25th, 2009 06:36 pm (UTC)
Planes crash, clowns kill... Great snippets of the boys.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 25th, 2009 06:46 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you! Hey, once someone's made a movie about Killer Clowns, it's not just John Wayne Gacy and his basement of horrors. It's an epidemic. :0
heliokleia: DEAN & SAM IC - TEDDYBEAR DOCTORSheliokleia on July 25th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC)
"Killer Clowns From Outer Space"??
- Hahaha... exactly what our Sammy needs, huh?^^
*giggles*
What hilarious little scenes; thank you very much for posting & sharing, my dear Mme Venus, I read it four times before I wrote this comment...
- And couldn't stop with the giggling the whole time while doing so, tehe...^^
*gigglesnorts*

Have a good weekend, my friend!^^
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:05 am (UTC)
- Hahaha... exactly what our Sammy needs, huh?^^
You know, I don't care much for clowns either, and I caught some passing glimpse of that movie (clowns using straws to sip from the meat-bags they kept people in) that pretty much creeped me out for all time. Yick!

Poor Sam. He definitely got the message years ago, and yet the universe just keeps on trying to tell him!
The Huntress: DeanFire-Hookmanhuntress69 on July 25th, 2009 07:59 pm (UTC)
I do loved this, cracked me up. Oh, and I don't know if I should admit to this in public, but I own Killer Klowns on DVD LOL.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:06 am (UTC)
Ack! I saw just a little bit of it on cable years ago, totally justifying every creeped-out thought I'd ever had about clowns. Yipes!
ErinRua: Huh?erinrua on July 25th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
Hee! Oh, poor Sammy. It just sorta escalates, don't it? *giggles*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:07 am (UTC)
Haha! It does! How can you get over a phobia that just keeps reinforcing itself more strongly as the years go by?!?
cindy: spn - dean's :D face (by dev_earl)tsuki_no_bara on July 25th, 2009 09:45 pm (UTC)
"now i have proof." and john being unable to take the boys to mcdonald's! heeee. i love it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:07 am (UTC)
Clowns-- every bit as evil as you always suspected they were. :0
phorenice: Dean-gleephorenice on July 25th, 2009 10:09 pm (UTC)
*giggles*
"Exactly. Now I have proof."
ROFL!
Show definitly needs more clowns in it xD
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:08 am (UTC)
That clown chair in 2.02 was classic-- and Dean making Sam sit in it, knowing Sam's clown issues.

I think a nice passing reminder of the clown-phobia would liven S5 up nicely. :)
phorenice: big fanphorenice on August 13th, 2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
Ok, I just stumbled upon this and thought I'd share it with you as a little thank you for this fic. <*:oDX
Jean: SPN: Sam & Dean: What? What?contrary_lady on July 26th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)
LMAO!! Oh, boys.... :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
Why does Dean resist the obvious evidence that clowns are evil? What's he trying to prove?!?
Jean: SPN: Sam & Dean: Copycatcontrary_lady on July 26th, 2009 05:29 pm (UTC)
With all the time those boys spend in the car, Dean needs to keep as many ways to torture Sam at his disposal. :p
layne: jared amusedlayne67 on July 26th, 2009 04:13 am (UTC)
A-ha, we know what to get to defeat Antichrist!Sam, don't we? :DD
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on July 26th, 2009 06:11 am (UTC)
Hahahaha!

Now I want to see Castiel dolled up as The Sad Clown Of Death (to quote a beer commercial from many years back).

Although that Alistair guy already had workable Bozo hair, not to mention a dick attitude. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ah yes, quite a bunch of us, isn't it?unhobbityhobbit on July 26th, 2009 08:13 am (UTC)
Pfft, Sam, go looking for reasons to hate clowns, why don't you. And poor Dean, deprived of McDonalds for years! The things he has to put up with from his brother.

Thank you very much, I enjoyed this immensely!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: weechestershalfshellvenus on July 27th, 2009 04:50 am (UTC)
The reasons create themselves, I swear! Clowns just really ARE that creepy! :0

So glad you enjoyed this, and I hope the birthday was fabulous! Many happy returns and lots of delicious cake to you! :)
Deadbeat Nymph: sammy chugdeadbeat_nymph on August 2nd, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha! I love the images of Sam 'researching' the evilness of clowns in film and later preparing himself to kill some guy in a clown suit - or is Dean wrong? Hee!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on August 3rd, 2009 06:04 am (UTC)
I back Sam 100% on this-- clowns ARE evil!

And we'll never know whether Dean was wrong or not, since he made Sam let the guy get away. Though I will say this-- Dean did eventually discover that killer clowns DO exist. So there!
keerawakeerawa on August 8th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
"Exactly. Now I have proof."
Tee-hee! That was fun!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Laugh SPNhalfshellvenus on September 20th, 2009 08:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I can't help but agree with him-- the evil nature of clowns simply needed to be exposed for all to see!

I can't really fathom how anyone does NOT find them creepy. :0