The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
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Supernatural Gen Drabble: "To All Excess" (Sam, Dean, PG)

Title: To All Excess
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Drabble, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: You just know that early S3 lifestyle had to take its toll…
Author's Notes: Drabble Meme offering for tsuki_no_bara, whose prompt was "spare tire." But was she expecting this?
Also for supernatural100, this is "Judgment."

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"What's that above your belt, Dean?"

"What, my belly-button?"

"No, the rest of it."

"Huh?"

*thwack*

"Ow! What the hell, Sam!"

"That acreage you're sprouting."

"It's not that bad."

"Seriously? Have you looked? This is a wakeup call, Dean."

"For what, your anorexic obsession?"

"You're eating cheeseburgers around the clock, and the Ho-Hos and chips are adding up too."

"I only have a year left, Sammy, I want to enjoy it."

"As a fat man."

"Where's your sympathy?"

"Must've dried up after the first thirty times you used that excuse."

"Harsh."

"More salad, less stomach."

"All right, already!"

"Thank God…"


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Tags: all_dialogue, drabbles, my_fic, sn_gen, spn_s3_fic
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