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28 April 2009 @ 11:52 am
Supernatural/Reaper Gen Fiction: Diabolical Conversations (Crossover, PG)  
Title: Diabolical Conversations (Supernatural/Reaper Crossover)
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Azazel (the Y.E.D.) and The Devil (Gen, Crossover, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: PG
Summary: Azazel and the Reaper-universe Devil get together to talk about their respective Sams.
Author's Notes: Drabble Meme offering for astrothsknot, which became far longer than a drabble and really wanted to be all-dialogue for some reason. Set in S2 for Supernatural and pre-series for Reaper, but has spoilers to the present for both.


"Azazel, come in, sit! Some wine?"


"What's it been, a couple of decades? How's that project coming?"

"My special kids? We're in the final test phase now, Sam Winchester versus Jake Talley. It could go either way, honestly. Sam's a do-gooder, but he's got the background. Jake wants it, though—he just might pull it off. I'm anxious to see which of them comes out on top."


"What about you? I remember something about—"

"Ah yes, my own special children. The new crop's almost ready, sort of a mixed bag so far. Sam Oliver comes due soon—one of those earnest slacker-types with a heart so pure it almost makes you bleed. Though he did drop out of college, and that might be a cause for concern. It's a human construct, of course, but it shows a certain lack of follow-through. Pâté and crackers?"

"Yes, thank you."

"Still, he might respond to threats, and he'll be all kinds of fun to manipulate. Morgan, on the other hand, reminds me of myself: suave and charismatic, appreciates the finer things… But the boy has no initiative. He's lazy and dim, a pretty shell just like his mother. The opportunity for power might finally light a fire under him, but it's too soon to tell. I'd hate to have to wait for a new harvest again. I do have a few girls in the mix, of course, but I'm a traditionalist at heart."

"This chianti is a revelation."

"Bite your tongue, Azazel! Good, though, isn't it? I have a vintner here from Tuscany; poor bastard loved his grapes and his gold a little too much."

"Weren't there a few others in the running? A boy in South America and one in the Middle East?"

"Hmmm, yes. One became a priest of all things, very disappointing, and the other… died on the vine, so to speak."

"Ah. Fatal illness?"

"More a Son of Sam situation. Too far gone to reach anymore."


"So when's the showdown between your Sam and Jake?"

"Just a few more hours. I'm going to throw them at each other and see who survives. Sam's brother is still out there trying to throw a wrench into the works, but I doubt he'll make it in time."

"And his father's here, of course."

"Still holding out against Alistair?"

"The man's tough, Azazel. If only he were one of my own—think what I could accomplish with John Winchester to help run the show!"

"He certainly gave me a run for my money."

"Yes, I know. But back to your finale: why that particular spot in Wyoming? Not planning anything subversive there, are we? I like to keep the gates closed, keep the souls inside where they belong."

"No, no—just making it hard for Dean Winchester to find it, and anything else that might interfere."

"I see… Well, I look forward to your report on the whole situation. Send it through Jezebel, she turns things around fairly fast."

"Will do. Thanks for the refreshments."

"Going so soon? I've got music—Beethoven symphonies, Blue Öyster Cult, or the souls of the damned from Level Three."

"That's very gracious of you. Another time, perhaps—I need to prepare Sam and Jake."

"If you're certain. Good luck to you, Azazel."

"Thank you, sir."

"You're going to need it."

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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on April 29th, 2009 05:46 am (UTC)
Ray Wise, who can jerk people around even better than the YED, and Sam Oliver who really just wants to be left alone and is more of the Anti-Anti-Christ. He and Sam Winchester could commiserate over other people trying to decide their destinies, and what's so wrong with just wanting to be good anyway? Why do they both have to keep apologizing for it?!? :D
Seisachtheiaclaudiapriscus on April 29th, 2009 06:02 am (UTC)
Sam Oliver is just so cute when he's being a bit evil, and he's so inept at it, too. I sometimes wonder if that's the devil's evil plan: He'll unleash Sam Oliver on the world, and everyone posed to stop him will die laughing.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on April 29th, 2009 06:18 am (UTC)
Sam Oliver is just so cute when he's being a bit evil, and he's so inept at it, too.
He's kind of inept in general, which is one of the things I love most about the show: so often, he's convinced that he's finally managed to thwart the Devil, and in fact he's worked things right around to the Devil's advantage after all. D'OH!
Seisachtheiaclaudiapriscus on April 29th, 2009 06:42 am (UTC)
I think I really fell in love with that show at the end of the last season, but what made me want to draw little hearts all over it was when the characters were confronted with the possibility of Sam being the anti-christ, and having demons after him, and the responses were: a) you'll probably suck at the apocalypse, too and b)we're not here to listen to you whine about which dark army has marked you for death.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on April 29th, 2009 06:49 am (UTC)
:D Both of those lines are Sock in a nutshell. He's oddly supportive in his totally insensitive way. ;)

I wrote a longer Reaper-fic for Yuletide this year, BTW-- it's on my "Other Fanfiction" page at the right, if you're interested (or via the little "reaper" tag). Sock and The Devil were the most fun parts of writing it, as you might expect. :)
Seisachtheiaclaudiapriscus on April 29th, 2009 07:50 am (UTC)
I was all excited, and then it turns out I'd already read them! (But I read them again, anyway, because they were fun). They were rec'd on the dmv reaper forum awhile back.