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01 March 2006 @ 10:52 pm
Supernatural100 "Crossover" Drabble Challenge: When Fandoms Collide  
Title: When Fandoms Collide
Author: HalfshellVenus
Category: Drabbles (Mainly Gen, one Slash)
Rating: PG
Author’s Notes: Written for the supernatural100 “Crossover” drabble challenge. The PrisonBreak one is for several people on my f-list, including la_folle_allure who is still trying to convince me to slash Jensen and Wentworth Miller. Unsuccessfully, so far. ;)

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The Obligatory Buffy One (Buffy Crossover. Gen, Humor)

“What happened?” Dean said groggily.

“The vampire’s dead.”

“No, I mean—what happened to that blond chick?”

Sam laughed. “She kicked your ass, that’s what happened.”

“Hah, hah. Like you don’t just love it.” Dean groaned and shifted his neck. “How could she be that much stronger than me? She’s practically a midget.”

“Special Slayer powers, she said. Gives her inhuman strength.”

“Slayer powers. That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of.” Dean’s glare was dismissive. “Now if you’re done gloating, would you mind flexing your brain and lifting this gravestone off me? My leg’s starting to go numb.”


Emergency Encounters (ER Crossover. Gen. Angsty. Post-"Shadows")

The gashes in Sam’s face needed a hospital this time. It was crowded and chaotic, and they waited and bled.

Dean missed their father already. They’d had him for minutes at the most. Sudden moaning broke through his funk, and the person four chairs down threw up.

“Luka!” someone screeched. An angry woman with a cane jolted past the door, and Dean feared for the owner of that name.

“Mr. Rueger,” called a nurse. Dean helped Sam to the exam table, where someone would clean and stitch Sam’s wounds.

They’d be on their way by morning.

Waiting, searching, together. Alone.


Cell Block Party (Prison Break Crossover. Slashy)

Dean opened the door to their Albuquerque motel room. The bed was occupied. Shorn heads, flushed faces, and the men were sitting too close together.

“This is our room,” Dean said.

“The desk clerk gave my brother Michael the key,” said the muscular one.

“Brother?” Dean took in the pheromone-laden surroundings.

“You bet. This one yours?” The man stood up. “He’s tall. And cute.”

“Hey!” Dean and Michael protested.

Sam smiled. “You’re big. I like that.”

“Sam!”

“Hey, Michael, how about you and blondie here get a drink together?” They were ushered out the door.

“Sonofabitch,” Dean muttered. “Ditched again.”


Waiting for the Interview Room, or “Goren Gets on Dean’s Nerves” (Law and Order: Criminal Intent Crossover. Gen Humor)

“Can we leave?” Dean spoke out of the side of his mouth.

“No,” Sam said for the fourth time.

“I don’t like this guy. He keeps staring.”

“You think everyone’s staring at you.”

“They are!”

“Dude, I gotta tell you… you’re really not All That.”

“I totally am!” Dean was getting loud.

“Shh!” Sam said. “You’re drawing attention.”

“He’s staring again.”

“Because you’re yelling.”

“He’s into me.”

“Fine. I’ll wait here.”

“He’s twitching.”

“It’s what he does.”

“Why?”

“Maybe he’s flirting.”

“Not my type.”

“He’s smart.”

“He’s freaky. Maybe he’s your type.”

“Bite me, Lover-Boy.”

“Can we leave now?”

"No."


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BEWARE OF JENMAR.: BDS - Brothers - The Brothersclex_monkie89 on March 2nd, 2006 07:39 am (UTC)
Love these. Wove you. Want slash. Lack coherent thoughts at moment due to not being asleep. You may get soemthing less sleepy tomorrow if I remember to wreite it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC)
Hey, Clex, glad you enjoyed these :)

I will try to work the slash-- for both fandoms. So many bunnies, so little time!
The Good, The Bad and The Lana: brothers b&wthelana on March 2nd, 2006 08:43 am (UTC)
I gather you really, really do like Luka ;D

The SN/PB one cracked me up.

Also? I must worship you for making mooyoo with this.

As for the reorganizing, it's not really in a hurry but the sooner it is there, the sooner I can recc you.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC)
I gather you really, really do like Luka ;D
I do, but also... he's still around. I *cough* bailed out on the show this year, so I'm not still watching. But I know Luka and Carrie and blond nurse Sam and Neela are still there.

The SN/PB one cracked me up.
It was hard to get much from that in a drabble. Too many characters! Too much relationship-betrayal! But I tried ;)

Whoa baby, I'm gonna read that mooyoo story next! *Happy humming*
(no subject) - thelana on March 2nd, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
An accidental stillnessiamthedirtgirl on March 2nd, 2006 10:43 am (UTC)
k, all very fun, but you gotta love obligatory buffy always. Dean's last line was priceless. Thanks, I needed the laugh. And whoo hoo even your commenter's I don't think i spelled that the way I meant to spell that um loses brain entirely, The Saints Icon. Love it. Two sets of the best bros in all the land. I love this fandome.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC)
but you gotta love obligatory buffy always. Dean's last line was priceless.
Yes-- I don't get to do irony as much as I'd like, but this crossover just called out for it. "Super-powers. Ridiculous. Hey brain-boy, help me out!"

The Saints Icon. Love it. Two sets of the best bros in all the land. I love this fandome
Clearly I need to see that. Does it not have Willem Dafoe? (my secret ugly-sexy fantasy) And I keep hearing of brothercest vibes, not unlike SN and PrisonBreak. Must.See. Also, doesn't it have supernatural elements in it? Bigger Must See. :D
(no subject) - clex_monkie89 on March 2nd, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Nev: Dean - Yesnevcolleil on March 2nd, 2006 11:20 am (UTC)
Cute! :D The first one is obligatorily by favorite ;P Since I don't know anything about the other 2 fandoms... But they're all fun!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Still have the Buffy Love, 'though Season 7 nearly killed it ded for me.

PrisonBreak has two hot and unusually devoted brothers (sound familiar?) trying to escape from prison together. L&O Criminal Intent has Detective Goren, who is intense, a genius (meh), twitches too much, and he does stare at people a lot. Really, just what it says. You don't even need to know the show for that one!
seraphina_snapeseraphina_snape on March 2nd, 2006 11:44 am (UTC)
Nice. I liked the CI x-over. Goren would try staring him down, right before starting in on Daddy Winchester's long absences and their abandonment issues... *g*

~ sera
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:28 pm (UTC)
I liked the CI x-over. Goren would try staring him down
He totally would. And Dean would take it personally, as an affirmation of his Sex God capabilities rather than... Goren's just very intense and awfully weird.

I get a happy thought from your plot summary above, and can just imagine the level of strange that would come out of THAT interview session :D
(no subject) - clex_monkie89 on March 2nd, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Zsu: Spikezsuness on March 2nd, 2006 12:47 pm (UTC)
yay for the PB/SN one!! Thank you for that. I also ADORE the Buffy one, heeee.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB slash by tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
You're welcome! Sorry the PB/SN is so short (hey, it's a 100-word limit), but still... hot sets o'brothers unite and divide. Mmmmm. Although even writing it, I felt sorry for Dean and Michael.

Glad you liked the Buffy one, too. Really SN/BtVS and SN/Angel are almost necessary with these fandoms. It's fun to smoosh them together :D
jellicle on March 2nd, 2006 02:47 pm (UTC)
Loved those, but hey, I never thought of a SPN/LOCI crossover (I've written a LOCI/CSI crossover years ago - one of my first fics, painful to read, honestly - LOCI was my first writing fandom) and now this will keep stuck in my head: Dean facing Bobby... because I love the lonely ones. And I just got the plot bunny! A ghost is haunting the institution Goren's mom lives in.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
I don't know why the LOCI came to me, but annoying as he can get (and deep), Goren's the most vivid character to me other than Benton, Stabler and Finn on LO:SVU.

And I just got the plot bunny! A ghost is haunting the institution Goren's mom lives in.

Well, yay! A nice side effect to drabble-reading! Hope the writing of it goes well :D
Ice-T: an actor, also a refreshing beveragefiddleyoumust on March 2nd, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)
Love the Buffy one. Dean would so be into a hot chick that can kick his ass.

The PB/SN is priceless. And... you sent Michael/Dean off to be alone too. Maybe you're not as anti Wentworth/Jensen as you pretend. :D

I mean... they'd be hot. Really hot. I fully support la_folle_allure in her mission.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slash: icon by Nevcolleilhalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC)
Love the Buffy one. Dean would so be into a hot chick that can kick his ass.
And miffed at the same time, because Super Powers? So not real. Hey, Sammy-- bend this spoon for me!

The PB/SN is priceless. And... you sent Michael/Dean off to be alone too. Maybe you're not as anti Wentworth/Jensen as you pretend. :D
I tried-- I did get them alone. But I just feel bad for them when their other halves are doing the heartbreak stomp behind the door. I'm a OTP kind of gal, I guess.

Although yes, yes... they would be hot together. ;D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:35 pm (UTC)
Ha-ha!

Thank you! The point IS to try to make them good or fun, so I'm glad you liked them so much. Yay!

I just get a kick even out of the conversation in the last one. You don't even have to know who Goren is. That's just the kind of conversation you can imagine Sam and Dean having All.The.Time. :)
BEWARE OF JENMAR.: Slash Gogglesclex_monkie89 on March 2nd, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC)
“How could she be that much stronger than me? She’s practically a midget.”

Poor Dean, he got beat up by a little girl. :P

“Mr. Rueger,” called a nurse.

Freddy K. I presume?

Cell Block Party

And? I need Linc/Sam and Dean/Michael rightnowpleasethanx.

Waiting for the Interview Room

I love Goren and therefor find the last one absolutely perfect and hilarious.

Love these all to pieces and am very happy you write so often.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
Poor Dean, he got beat up by a little girl. :P
Who totally doesn't get any SuperBoost for her abilities :0 So that makes him a bigger loser! Bet he and Sam would love those Slayer healing powers, though. Or heck-- even the Lex Luthor ones :D

“Mr. Rueger,” called a nurse.
Freddy K. I presume?

U R 2 clever ;)

And? I need Linc/Sam and Dean/Michael rightnowpleasethanx.
How can I work this without breaking my own OTP heart? (and theirs) I'll be thinking about it, though. I totally realize there is a huge number of PB/SN fangirls wanting it. Not so many SN/PB folks-- wonder why?

I love Goren and therefor find the last one absolutely perfect and hilarious.
And can't you just imagine how unnerving his behavior would be for Dean? What does he want? Why is he looking at me? Why is he doing that?

Love these all to pieces and am very happy you write so often.
Heh. Trying to reassure me about the flooding your TODO list problem? It's hard to resist the challenges (supernatural100 and now pbreak_drabbles-- like I needed another one). If only I had wall-to-wall time to write out all my bunnies and prompts (and the ones other people want to give me)!

Of course, we all wish we had that!


(no subject) - clex_monkie89 on March 2nd, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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mooyoo: SN - Bridgemooyoo on March 2nd, 2006 09:03 pm (UTC)
Yes! PB/SN crossover! I think that's become my #1 fic wish :P Anytime you get those 4 boys in a room together makes me happy. And once you watch Boondock Saints you may be wanting to add them to the mix. But aww to Linc and Sam ditching Michael and Dean.

Loved the ER one, they definitely definitely would need a trip there, and hey, they're in Chicago, perfect. And Dean missing their father, and going off later together but alone...

Very nice, like them all a lot.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 3rd, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
Yes! PB/SN crossover! I think that's become my #1 fic wish
You and virtually everyone else on my f-list. I don't know what it is, but I'm not a big crossover person myself (yes, despite having written these!). However, I heard and obeyed here :D

And Dean missing their father, and going off later together but alone...
I'm thinking he feels pretty alone even with Sam in the car right now. God, that episode hurt. Sam? I understand your feelings, and I support you, really. But if you're going to crush your brother's heart, at least hug him. You don't have to be cruel when you say no.
(no subject) - mooyoo on March 3rd, 2006 01:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
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belleimani on March 2nd, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
Bwahaha.
The last one did me in. Hee.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 3rd, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
The last one did me in. Hee.
You don't even have to know Detective Goren just to laugh at the dialogue there. That could be pretty much any day with Dean, I'm thinking. :D
(no subject) - belleimani on March 3rd, 2006 02:04 am (UTC) (Expand)
tyrical: Action_smiletyrical on March 10th, 2006 02:07 am (UTC)
These were really cute. I liked the Buffy and PB crosses they were too cute.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 10th, 2006 07:16 am (UTC)
Thanks!

Sometimes I wonder if it's possible to love the SN fandom and never have loved "Buffy." Heck, how can you not love Buffy? But SN is like Buffy: Eternal Dark Side in many ways. Plus, the love of snark never dies...

The PB one-- SO many PB fans love SN too, and there were lots of "Hee!"s over that one. Had to be done! And Goren from L&O: CI just because... he bugs me too. :0
mackeygeniusmackeygenius on March 10th, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
Lol, too funny. My favorite is the one with Prison Break.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on March 10th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
Thanks :D Two sets of hot brothers on road trips.... can't go wrong there!
neviditelnyneviditelny on May 18th, 2006 04:45 am (UTC)
Awesome, especially the Buffy one and the L&O:CI ones. And I totally feel Dean's pain, because gravestones are heavy as all fuck and really awkward to move, too.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on May 18th, 2006 06:04 am (UTC)
And I totally feel Dean's pain, because gravestones are heavy as all fuck and really awkward to move, too.
Faith? Is that you? :D

They would be heavy-- kind of like having an extremely densely-packed wall on you. Fortunately, it doesn't come up that often in most lines of work. ;)
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