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27 February 2006 @ 02:14 pm
Prison Break FanFiction: When Godzilla Attacks  
Title: When Godzilla Attacks
Author: HalfshellVenus
Category: CrackFic/Humor
Rating: PG
Summary: Exactly what it sounds like.
Author’s Notes: This came out of the Title challenge for “Stories I Never Wrote You.” fiddleyoumust is responsible for this piece of CrackFic, and a later poll as to which stories I should actually try to write came up with this one as a winner. I hope you break something reading it, and I apologize in advance. :0

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slashasylum: PBslashasylum on March 26th, 2006 12:28 pm (UTC)
That was so much fun. "Fictitious my ass" and perky ass bouncing - Ha! That is an indelible image. Bellick like a wad of gum -priceless. The whole encounter with T-Bag just killed me. I liked the mentions of the Chicago geography. That was really good and funny.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: TBaghalfshellvenus on March 26th, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
That was so much fun. "Fictitious my ass" and perky ass bouncing - Ha! That is an indelible image.
Hee! Thank you :D

Bellick like a wad of gum -priceless.
He's finally found his place in the world-- aquooshed on the bottom of Godzilla's foot. ;)

I liked the mentions of the Chicago geography.
This one forced research, since I started out with Godzilla having one foot on Michigan avenue (the city's best-known street), but went to Mapquest to make sure he could reach a canal from there and... no. Had to change it! Joliet wasn't where I thought either, but then again-- never visited it on the way to Chicago (thank goodness).

Glad you found this one. It's insane, isn't it?
Diana: Wentworth Miller base by/medumdeedum on April 8th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAA!!! I almost shit myself laughing... that was great *wipes eye*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: TBag-Zilla OTPhalfshellvenus on April 8th, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
that was great *wipes eye*

Probably the most bizarre thing I've ever written. :0

It was all fiddleyoumust's fault, although other people voted for me to make it a full-fledged pack-o-crack. :D
Dianadumdeedum on April 8th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
I love it... bizarre is just another word for creative ;P

it certainly was at that! But everyone loves their crack!
tyrical: Action_smiletyrical on April 14th, 2006 04:02 am (UTC)
Hon, I got no words. Really! No words. :)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: TBag-Zilla OTPhalfshellvenus on April 17th, 2006 04:28 am (UTC)
Hah!

Sometimes I truly fear that, when all is said and done, THIS is the Prison Break story I'll be most remembered for :0

Well, at least it's quality CrackFic-- if there is such a thing. XD
Maz (or foxxy!): You gotta be kidding!tuesdaeschild on June 9th, 2007 01:47 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!! *falls over and holds wobbling belly* Oh Lord!! I think I have broken something!!

“Mr. Lizard,” he begins firmly, “I am Henry Pope, Warden of Fox River Prison. I would like to have a word with you.”

Oh Henry!! You're priceless!!

Pope makes an executive decision.

“Run for it!” he bellows


*giggles fit to bust*

Not quite how Michael expected the escape plan to roll out but dammit! it was effective!!

The little B-plot with Hendricks getting it on with Pope's secretary and Patterson's outraged indignation was hilarious!!

I love that T/Bag teamed up with Godzilla! There's a match made in Heaven!!

And squished chewed-wad-of-gum Bellick!! Glad that sonofabitch got his just deserts!

Thanks for giving me the link to this! Giggling is such an uplifting pastime!! :D
*hugs*

The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: TBag-Zilla OTPhalfshellvenus on February 2nd, 2008 07:45 am (UTC)
Oh, damn, I missed this review way back when! *hides*

Oh Henry!! You're priceless!!
Doesn't that just seem like him? Always the mature approach to start with. And if that fails, then... the necessary approach. "Run for it!"

The little B-plot with Hendricks getting it on with Pope's secretary and Patterson's outraged indignation was hilarious!!
Poor man-- what a way to find out you're being cheated on, right there in the midst of chaos. And escaping prisoners. :0

And squished chewed-wad-of-gum Bellick!! Glad that sonofabitch got his just deserts!
Oh, God, Season One Bellick... everyone seems to think that winding up squished on the bottom of Godzilla's feet was exactly what he deserved. Justice prevails!

And I'm so glad it cheered you up a bit. :D *hugs you back*
Maz (or foxxy!): T-Bagtuesdaeschild on February 6th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
No worries, sweetheart!

You always have the happy knack of cheering me up!
*hugs*
bookstorejunkiebookstorejunkie on January 29th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
OMG that was freakin' hilarious!

Must. Have. More.

[Is that why they are called "crackfics"?]
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: TBag-Zilla OTPhalfshellvenus on February 2nd, 2008 07:48 am (UTC)
[Is that why they are called "crackfics"?]

You'd think, wouldn't you? But no-- it's because they come off almost as if the author is on crack, or the reader's worldview.

I personally find they work best for me when they're extreme humor and/or characterizations but still tied to the original context. The being almost sane is what makes it all the funnier, somehow. :0

There IS more crack, under the "crack" tag. You should try out the Kellerman one or the Penguin Break one if you haven't seen those already. Penguin Break is utter crack, and yet... it has such truth in it! :D
miss_jordymiss_jordy on September 28th, 2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
That was quite brilliant, and gave me a good LOL. Particularly loved the bits about Pope's 'executive decision' and Michael's perky ass. Written with great word choices and just the right amount of deadpan humour.

I wonder if Godzilla will begin roaring in a Southern accent after hanging out with T-Bag for a while...?
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: TBag-Zilla OTPhalfshellvenus on October 12th, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC)
So glad you liked it! Boy, I meant to reply to this sooner, before LJ went all haywire. :0

I wonder if Godzilla will begin roaring in a Southern accent after hanging out with T-Bag for a while...?
Someone had a different idea of their "aftermath," which she requested in one of those "Things I Don't Write" memes. I claim no reponsibility for the idea described here. Not where I saw things going at all! And yet, with crack... anything's possible.