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29 January 2009 @ 01:09 pm
Supernatural Gen Drabble: "Sideways Psychology" (Sam and Dean, PG)  
Title: Sideways Psychology
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Humor, Drabble, All-Dialogue)
Rating: PG
Summary: Dean and yet another conversational fishing expedition…
Author's Notes: Happy late birthday to rosie_spleen, who wanted the boys in the Impala with dialogue—this is all of those things, with the "dialogue" part take to the extreme. Hope you like it!
Also for spn_drabble and supernatural100, this is "Destination."

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"Hey, Sammy."

"Dean."

"What d'you think about Dollywood?"

"As a concept or a destination?"

"Both."

"No."

"No? C'mon Sam, what kind of answer is No?"

"The kind that goes with country music and kitsch."

"But at least it'd be different. Seriously, we've seen enough grain silos and cows for a lifetime. Why not Dolly's brassieres? Wonder if you can touch them…"

"Jesus, Dean. I knew it. You think she's hot, don't you?"

"No. Kind of… Maybe?"

"She's thirty years older than you!"

"So?"

"Definitely no."

"Graceland then."

"That was that your plan all along, wasn’t it?"

"Maybe."

"Hmph. Fine."

"Awesome!"


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woman_of_: Close up sam and deanwoman_of_ on January 29th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC)
Oh good plan Dean!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 29th, 2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
Even Graceland seems less extreme once you've floated the Dollywood idea past! :D
cindy: spn - dean's :D face (by dev_earl)tsuki_no_bara on January 29th, 2009 09:47 pm (UTC)
your brother's not dumb, sammy.

and also, i'm not surprised dean thinks dolly parton's kinda hot. hee.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
and also, i'm not surprised dean thinks dolly parton's kinda hot. hee.
Blond hair, boobies out to the next galaxy, and always pretty under the makeup, glitz and big hair. How could Dean resist?
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC)
Just when Sam's thinking the worst about Dean, the real scheme comes out. ;)
Ruth: Laughjust_ruth on January 29th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Thank you!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:11 am (UTC)
So glad you liked it! *beams*
tabaqui: s&dkneesbyblack_regaliatabaqui on January 29th, 2009 11:13 pm (UTC)
Heeeeee!
Dolly is *hawt*!!

:)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:12 am (UTC)
And you know Dean can't possibly be unaware of her "attributes"! :0
mercurybard on January 29th, 2009 11:24 pm (UTC)
AHAHA! And Dean would find Dolly Parton hot.

(And Sam secretly loves Pedro's South of the Border...not that he'll ever admit it)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:13 am (UTC)
AHAHA! And Dean would find Dolly Parton hot.
God, the Pilot episode where he couldn't take his eyes off of Jess's... Smurfs... pretty much says it all. And Dolly's are bigger. Dirigibles, even!

And? Happy birthday! The next post after this is the "official" birthday post, but more is always better!
(no subject) - mercurybard on January 30th, 2009 12:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:14 am (UTC)
Just imagining Dean in 'Dolly's Brassiere Petting Zoo' -- *snorfle*

Hahahaha! What a great name for it!

So long as he doesn't steal one of them for private time later, or start drooling, it's all good. :D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:45 am (UTC)
Graceland seems almost sane compared to going to Dollywood, at least for Sam and Dean. :D
getting the chocolate in the peanut butterdotfic on January 30th, 2009 12:48 am (UTC)
Hee! Dean sooo has a crush on her.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 12:53 am (UTC)
He just can't help himself! It's like a MILF thing, or maybe just a boobie thing. ;)
ErinRua: Daddy's boyserinrua on January 30th, 2009 02:16 am (UTC)
BUAHAHA!

This is too cute. This snipped straight out of an episode. Dean ain't no dummy, lol! ;-)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
Dean ain't no dummy, lol! ;-)
He certainly isn't! ;)

I just wish the show would remember that more often. :D
Rosie: SPN - boys shocked facesrosie_spleen on January 30th, 2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Oh thanks Halfshell. Very fun. And Dollywood? I need to keep abreast of the news from there ; )

Wonderful. It really tickled my funny bone. thanks for the wishes and the fic, lovely lady.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 04:16 am (UTC)
I need to keep abreast of the news from there ; )
Ow! Ow! Pun-dive!

I'm so glad you liked this, and I hope that it gave you a laugh!

Many happy returns! :D
autumnwriting: hotch1autumnwriting on January 30th, 2009 02:25 am (UTC)
Hee! Only Dean.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 04:17 am (UTC)
Graceland seems so "normal" to the idea of Dean wanting to go to Dollywood. Though we can all guess what the attraction there would be. :0
brigid_tanner: Boys-good timesbrigid_tanner on January 30th, 2009 03:52 am (UTC)
LOL! Oh, Dean...you're probably going to be disappointed with Graceland! It's so small compared to what you think it will be. Perfect dialogue...can hear them and see their faces as I read.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 04:18 am (UTC)
It's so small compared to what you think it will be.
At least it's frivolous, though. I don't think the boys get enough of that. And why the heck didn't we at least see them going to the Grand Canyon?

Perfect dialogue...can hear them and see their faces as I read.
Yay! This makes me immensely happy. Thank you!
(no subject) - brigid_tanner on January 30th, 2009 05:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
layne: dean stand by carlayne67 on January 30th, 2009 04:45 am (UTC)
Yay for manipulative Dean!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 06:02 am (UTC)
I especially like it when he's being clever-- we don't get enough of that, and I'd like to see more of it!
labseraphlabseraph on January 30th, 2009 05:59 am (UTC)
Very sneaky, Dean. Well done!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 30th, 2009 06:03 am (UTC)
The boy has learned a thing or two over the years, especially where Sam is concerned. ;)