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22 February 2006 @ 12:50 pm
Stories I Never Wrote You  
This was gacked from witchofthedogs, who borrowed it from apocalypsos. I just couldn't resist it :D

If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details of those non-written stories. If you specifically want Prison Break or Supernatural, mention that. Otherwise, it's my coin-toss!

Put them in the comments below...
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Are we back to hos over bros?lissa_bear on February 22nd, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
"Someone Else's"
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: PB slash by tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:10 am (UTC)
Lincoln/Michael pre-slash, Michael's POV: There was every reason to want him and no possibility that it would ever happen. From the moment Michael was old enough to know all that his brother meant to him... Lincoln already and always belonged to someone else.
(no subject) - lissa_bear on February 24th, 2006 05:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
The Good, The Bad and The Lana: big smile ljthelana on February 22nd, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
I'm so terrible with names.

"Golden"?

Do you know those "5 Things That Never Happened" type of stories?

How about "5 fetishes Michael Scofield does not have" or "5 ways Michael and Lincoln were not found out by the people around them". :D
BEWARE OF JENMAR.: PB - Secret Brothersclex_monkie89 on February 22nd, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
"5 ways Michael and Lincoln were not found out by the people around them".

Theifer!
(no subject) - thelana on February 22nd, 2006 09:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - clex_monkie89 on February 22nd, 2006 09:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - thelana on February 22nd, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - clex_monkie89 on February 22nd, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Golden - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Golden - thelana on February 23rd, 2006 06:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Golden - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 06:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Golden - thelana on February 23rd, 2006 06:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
Aashiq Banaya Aapne - You Made Me A Lover - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Aashiq Banaya Aapne - You Made Me A Lover - thelana on February 23rd, 2006 08:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Aashiq Banaya Aapne - You Made Me A Lover - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 08:57 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Aashiq Banaya Aapne - You Made Me A Lover - thelana on February 23rd, 2006 08:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha - Love will bloom - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 08:56 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha - Love will bloom - thelana on February 23rd, 2006 09:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Hum Aapke Hain Koun - Who am I to you? - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Hum Aapke Hain Koun - Who am I to you? - thelana on February 23rd, 2006 09:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Hum Aapke Hain Koun - Who am I to you? - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 09:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
5 fetishes Michael Scofield does not have - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: 5 fetishes Michael Scofield does not have - lissa_bear on February 23rd, 2006 03:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
BEWARE OF JENMAR.: PB - Chillin' - Lincclex_monkie89 on February 22nd, 2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
Jimmy Crack Corn.

Coffee and T-Bag.

Of Nuclear Astrophysics and Magnetized Accretion Disks.

Fuzzy Bunny Lumpkins.

1001 Ways To Piss Of A Death Row Inmate (Or: Five Ways T-Bag Didn't Almost Die)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: TBag by marinarusalkahalfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:35 am (UTC)
Jimmy Crack Corn.
Slash, T-Bag's POV: Visits to his grandmother's farm were the best parts of childhood he remembered. Theodore and his cousin Little Jimmy would get up to all kinds of trouble behind the henhouse where the voices of Hellfire and Damnation would never reach them.
Re: Jimmy Crack Corn. - clex_monkie89 on February 23rd, 2006 01:47 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Jimmy Crack Corn. - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Jimmy Crack Corn. - clex_monkie89 on February 23rd, 2006 01:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
Coffee and T-Bag. - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Coffee and T-Bag. - clex_monkie89 on February 23rd, 2006 01:48 am (UTC) (Expand)
Fuzzy Bunny Lumpkins. - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Fuzzy Bunny Lumpkins. - clex_monkie89 on February 23rd, 2006 01:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Fuzzy Bunny Lumpkins. - halfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 01:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Fuzzy Bunny Lumpkins. - clex_monkie89 on February 23rd, 2006 02:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
Raven: Supernatural - Sammysxeraven on February 23rd, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
Dream a little dream...

Sam/Dean
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slash: icon by Nevcolleilhalfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 04:50 am (UTC)
Dream a little dream...
Dream a little dream...

Wincest: In the world between the hours of night, whole stories are brought forth from the ether. Lives flow from birth to death, loves arise and are won and lost. In the time called Dreaming, Sam and Dean meet again and again. They are strangers, lovers, brothers or friends, but always they collide and conjoin as if Fate itself has claimed them.
Re: Dream a little dream... - sxeraven on February 25th, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Dream a little dream... - halfshellvenus on February 26th, 2006 04:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
alazysod on February 23rd, 2006 09:04 pm (UTC)
How about Same in the End? *is listening to Sublime*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slash: icon by Nevcolleilhalfshellvenus on February 23rd, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
Same In The End
Same In The End

Sam/Dean, Wincest: Sam's perfect love is gone and Dean's is just beginning. His brother didn't come back on his own, and he longs for any other life, but still he's here. They have their need and they have each other, and even if it's not a romance written for the ages it's still the two of them. Sam is Dean's now, body and soul, and does it matter how they finally came full circle?
Kimberley: spring fairylampshade_days on February 24th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
Ooh, I love making up titles to things.

"Beyond the Rubicon."
"Never, Never, Maybe."
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 06:39 am (UTC)
"Beyond the Rubicon."
"Beyond the Rubicon."

Lincoln/Michael, Slash: It was risky, and once offered it could never be recalled. These thoughts filled Michael's head as his hands unbuckled Lincoln's belt and slipped toward the dark destiny below.
"Never, Never, Maybe." - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 06:42 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: "Never, Never, Maybe." - lampshade_days on February 24th, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: "Never, Never, Maybe." - clex_monkie89 on February 24th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: "Never, Never, Maybe." - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 10:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: "Never, Never, Maybe." - clex_monkie89 on February 24th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: "Never, Never, Maybe." - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: "Never, Never, Maybe." - clex_monkie89 on February 24th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Are we back to hos over bros?lissa_bear on February 24th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
Ho Ho The Pink Fluffy Unicorn

The 5 Senses

Sponge

Clear Heels

No Flag, No Country

Unanimous
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 06:47 am (UTC)
Ho Ho The Pink Fluffy Unicorn
Ho Ho The Pink Fluffy Unicorn Crap, that's evil.

Sam/Dean, Slash: Its name was ridiculous, and it looked like something out of a Care Bears video. But its powers were stronger than a succubus, as Sam and Dean discovered during a trip to Iron Meadow. They woke up naked and satisfied, surrounded by a giant hoofprint heart. It seemed easier to claim hallucinations than to admit the truth.
Re: Ho Ho The Pink Fluffy Unicorn - lissa_bear on February 24th, 2006 05:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Ho Ho The Pink Fluffy Unicorn - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
The 5 Senses - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 06:57 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: The 5 Senses - lissa_bear on February 24th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Sponge - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sponge - lissa_bear on February 24th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Sponge - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 06:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Clear Heels - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Clear Heels - lissa_bear on February 24th, 2006 05:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Clear Heels - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
No Flag, No Country - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:13 am (UTC) (Expand)
Unanimous - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Unanimous - lissa_bear on February 24th, 2006 05:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Ice-T: an actor, also a refreshing beverage: M/L Postcoitalfiddleyoumust on February 24th, 2006 03:47 am (UTC)
Titties and Tater Tots - Supernatural

Gloria Estefan

One Boy's Magical Journey Through Time

When Godzilla attacks - Prison Break
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:23 am (UTC)
Titties and Tater Tots
Titties and Tater Tots

Supernatural, Gen: They'd run into poltergeists before, and the mess could be impressive. But nothing prepared them for the clothes hanging from the light fixtures and bits of food flying around the diner as the ghost of Merle the Cook took revenge on the coworkers that had mocked him.
Gloria Estefan - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:29 am (UTC) (Expand)
One Boy's Magical Journey Through Time - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:34 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: One Boy's Magical Journey Through Time - fiddleyoumust on February 24th, 2006 12:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
When Godzilla attacks - Prison Break - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 07:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: When Godzilla attacks - Prison Break - fiddleyoumust on February 24th, 2006 12:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: When Godzilla attacks - Prison Break - halfshellvenus on February 24th, 2006 05:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: When Godzilla attacks - Prison Break - fiddleyoumust on February 24th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mooyoo: BoB - Winters writingmooyoo on February 26th, 2006 01:54 am (UTC)
Better lat than never...
Okay! I know you've already taken this two steps further, but I'm starting from the beginning here and then I'll go do your poll :)

I told you, I'm bad with titles (and several of these are blatantly ripped off of movies and TV commercials)...

For Prison Break or Supernatural

Erasure

Never Make Fun of Women's Hair, Clothes, or Menstrual Cycles

Unbreakable

Don't Try That With an Ordinary Spring Mattress

Snowmen

Angry Killer Cats

I Know Gauguin

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

For Prison Break

I Don't Believe in Ghosts

Springtime for T-Bag


Wow, those are incredibly crappy :P
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Venushalfshellvenus on February 26th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC)
Re: Better lat than never...
God, some of these are cracking me up already. Don't Try That With an Ordinary Spring Mattress and Springtime for T-Bag!

Is "Unbreakable" for the M. Night Shyamalan movie? I am totally that man's bitch...

I'll try to get to these later-- thanks for the offerings!
Re: Better late than never... - mooyoo on February 26th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Better late than never...Part I - halfshellvenus on February 26th, 2006 10:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Better late than never... Part Deux - halfshellvenus on February 26th, 2006 10:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Better late than never... Part Deux - mooyoo on February 27th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Better late than never... Part Deux - halfshellvenus on February 27th, 2006 03:03 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Better late than never... Part Deux - mooyoo on February 27th, 2006 03:20 am (UTC) (Expand)
la_folle_allure on February 27th, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC)
*coughs*Supernatural/Prison Break crossover*coughs*

"Hard Time" *winks*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean slash: icon by Nevcolleilhalfshellvenus on March 2nd, 2006 07:14 am (UTC)
Lordy. Still haven't written this. I'll see what I can do :0. However, I do have a PB/SN crossover buried in the middle of When Fandoms Collide, and of course, it was written with you in mind.

Why oh why have you not read the Dream a Little Dream SN fic?

Angsty. Sweet. Brothers. :D
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