This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I pushed fairyd123 in the mud (-17 points). In April I donated bone marrow to thelana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I tripped over the cat (-6 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I gave deirdre_c a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (265 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!