The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
halfshellvenus

Christmas Meme #1-- could be better!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I pushed fairyd123 in the mud (-17 points). In April I donated bone marrow to thelana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Monday I tripped over the cat (-6 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Sunday I gave deirdre_c a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (265 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!

Sincerely,
halfshellvenus

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