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halfshellvenus
17 February 2006 @ 09:52 am
Supernatural Birthday Drabble for Danny: Pizza!  
Title: The Careless Perils of Pizza
Author: HalfshellVenus
Category: Sam and Dean (Gen drabble)
Rating: G
Author’s Notes: Written for winterlive’s birthday. She requested that her SN drabble be about pizza, because the show has clearly neglected the obvious there.

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Dean’s finishing his shower when the pizza comes. Sam opens the box.

“Anchovies!”

“You can pick them off,” Dean says behind him, like every pizza-killer Sam’s ever known. Dean grabs a piece and shoves it in his mouth.

“Ooaugh!” The pizza falls back into the box with a thud.

Sam rolls his eyes. His brother can dodge HellBeast claws and kill demons with the best of them. But he still hasn’t learned not to bite the pizza while it’s hot. “That part right there is yours,” Sam says.

Dean’s glare holds the pain Sam will feel tomorrow when they spar.
 
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Are we back to hos over bros?lissa_bear on February 17th, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
heh, so cute!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 17th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
You just know Dean would be a pizza-poisoner! I mean, anchovy-lover. Because that's the kind of thing that just bugs other people :)
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Are we back to hos over bros?lissa_bear on February 17th, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the little shit, he'd probably take immense pleasure in watching Sam pick the damn things off too.

But he's so pretty...so he can do/like whatever he wants.
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mooyoo: sn carmooyoo on February 17th, 2006 06:38 pm (UTC)
Hee, very nice. Loved Dean burning himself on too-hot pizza.
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 17th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
Hee, very nice. Loved Dean burning himself on too-hot pizza.
He's fairly cautious when it counts, but not so aware of the lesser threats :)
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BEWARE OF JENMAR.: SN - OTP - Sam/Deanclex_monkie89 on February 17th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
Bah! So cute!

“That part right there is yours,” Sam says.

Favorite line!
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 17th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
“That part right there is yours,” Sam says
Heh! Yes, the part with the mouth-cootie pizza sitting on it. Ewww.
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BEWARE OF JENMAR.clex_monkie89 on February 17th, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
And it's just so much of a brotherly line too, ignore the pain, make sure he knows he gets all the saliva parts.
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 17th, 2006 07:35 pm (UTC)
God, it's so true. There's no sympathy-- there's only snark!
Rules that every sibling understands :)
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BEWARE OF JENMAR.clex_monkie89 on February 17th, 2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
Exactly!
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Finn: SN- Dean and Sam Personal Spacetallisen on February 17th, 2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
Omg so cute! lol! I love it! *cuddles* That is seriously a sibbling thing. Right there. ♥ Silly Dean... *wanders away giggling*
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 17th, 2006 08:28 pm (UTC)
Hah! Glad you liked it!

I would never have written this except that winterlive requested this as her drabble topic. BUT-- glad she did now :)
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ivy_x3 on February 17th, 2006 10:59 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA. OH that was so cute. i loved this. it was fantastic =D
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 17th, 2006 11:46 pm (UTC)
Heh. Glad you liked it :D
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ivy_x3 on February 18th, 2006 01:33 am (UTC)
i just wrote a really quick drabble(?). i tend to have a problem with tense agreement. would you mind looking it over for me?
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 18th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
I'd be glad to. Where can I find it? On your journal?
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ivy_x3 on February 18th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
actually i was hoping i could email it to you. would that be alright?
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 18th, 2006 08:03 pm (UTC)
Sure, go ahead. I keep if off my main LJ page just for spammers and such. But I'm at catwoman_purrs at sbcglobal.net
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danny: omgyaywinterlive on February 17th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
why do boys have to be so ADORABLE? i ask you. <33333

thank you, sugar, this is exactly what i wanted. :)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 17th, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
You're very welcome :) So glad it fits the bill!

Many, many happy returns :D
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tyrical: SPN_Lenschn_D_smiletyrical on February 19th, 2006 05:32 pm (UTC)
lol

Dean’s glare holds the pain Sam will feel tomorrow when they spar.

I can see it now! :smile:
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Gen: icon by Tinamishihalfshellvenus on February 19th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
I can see it now!
Nothing like punishing other people for your own mistakes! Though if it seems like they're making fun of you, I can understand why a person might get a little mad...
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