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10 November 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Supernatural Slash Drabble: "On The Sidelines" (PG-13)  
Title: On The Sidelines
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam/Dean (Slash, Drabble)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A drabble on "Election" for gretazreta. Happy Birthday!
A/N: Also for supernatural100's challenge on the same theme.

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"What the hell's wrong with you, Sam? You've turned into a news junkie."

"What?"

"This!" Dean said. "Every time I turn around, you're fixated on the newspaper or the TV. What's going on?"

"It's just—" Sam began, "I was registered to vote. In California. And not voting in this election bugs me."

"You want to be part of history, with Obama."

"Yeah."

"And that's it? Nothing about gay marriage? Because I'm not the marrying kind…"

"That's okay, I wasn't asking. I'm pretty sure we've got a loophole as next-of-kin anyway."

"Stop bringing that up!"

"Okay, Dean. Whatever."

"That's better."


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Cass E. Pants: SPN - my gay pornzcass404 on November 11th, 2008 07:41 am (UTC)
Bwah!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 11th, 2008 07:49 am (UTC)
:D Finally, their illicit love works to their advantage! :0
Cass E. Pants: SPN - mmmm daphnecass404 on November 11th, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
Sure their love is illegal and pretty immoral, but they've got hospital visitation rights! It's all about the silver linings. *nods*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 11th, 2008 07:58 am (UTC)
Well, who's going to put them in jail? Mr. Ford and Mr. Hamill can do what they like, or Mr. Solo and Mr. Bonham, or whatever they're calling themselves these days. ;)

but they've got hospital visitation rights! It's all about the silver linings. *nods*
Funny, the alias thing really comes back to bite you in the ass when you WANT to be related. ;)

But they can inherit property, even adopt children (hah! To live in cars and motels, to say nothing of the highly unmentionable monster-chasing obsession).

Your icon is cracking me up!
messengerhatta on November 11th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
Your icon = the best thing in the world
Greta: bevvies by the impalagretazreta on November 11th, 2008 08:51 am (UTC)
Ahahahahahahahha \o/ That's AWESOME.
"Stop bringing that up!" - I can imagine Sam mentioning it at all sorts of inappropriate times, and Dean totally losing his mojo because of it.

Thank you so much *hugs*
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 11th, 2008 09:03 am (UTC)
I can imagine Sam mentioning it at all sorts of inappropriate times, and Dean totally losing his mojo because of it.
Oh, me too- because Sam totally does not care, and Dean is totally hung up over that little detail. Which makes it fair game for torturing Dean with as often as possible. ;)

I'm so glad you liked it-- talk about a challenge, getting Sam/Dean out of that prompt. But in the end, it came around. With a vengeance. :D
Entendre? Make mine a double.: Sn Dean smirkdeirdre_c on November 11th, 2008 01:47 pm (UTC)
Deep inside, Sam wants to wear white and carry Dean over the threshold of their honeymoon suite. ;D

Fun!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 11th, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
You know he does! But Dean's so stubbornly anti-romantic.

Right now, that is. He could still knuckle under. ;)
Tam 'O Bedlam: dolphinnoisesangstpuppy on November 11th, 2008 04:32 pm (UTC)
*clappy hands*
This? Adorable!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam/Dean kisshalfshellvenus on November 11th, 2008 06:10 pm (UTC)
Yay! I'm so glad you liked it-- talk about a tricky combination of prompts.

You even used the 'dolphin noises' icon for it-- I've never been able to resist that icon. :D
Yo: SPN:  Ava gigglesdreamlittleyo on November 11th, 2008 10:36 pm (UTC)
haahaha YES! Oh, I love these boys and the way you play with them.

"That's okay, I wasn't asking. I'm pretty sure we've got a loophole as next-of-kin anyway."
"Stop bringing that up!"
<--so much yes I can't even TELL you. Oh DEAN! Sam's right and you know it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 11th, 2008 10:42 pm (UTC)
Hee! I'm so glad you liked it!

<--so much yes I can't even TELL you.
"Stop squicking me with my own... my own... just stop it already!"

Oh, Dean-- collaborative denial is almost impossible, if only you knew. ;)
brigid_tanner: boys-antiquingbrigid_tanner on November 12th, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
Cool!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 12th, 2008 02:12 am (UTC)
I love how easy it is for Sam to embarrass Dean with his own weirdness. ;)

Glad you liked it!
layne: spn change my worldlayne67 on November 12th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
HEEE!!!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 12th, 2008 07:50 am (UTC)
So unexpectedly evil, isn't it?

What a wonderfully schmoopy icon you have-- I don't think I've seen that one before. :)
Laurenexblonded on November 12th, 2008 06:12 am (UTC)
"Stop bringing that up!"

Bahahaha.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 12th, 2008 07:50 am (UTC)
Yanking Dean's chain will never stop being fun, especially when he reacts like that. :D
The Huntress: SamDeanLaugh-Rte666huntress69 on November 13th, 2008 12:19 am (UTC)
"That's okay, I wasn't asking. I'm pretty sure we've got a loophole as next-of-kin anyway."

"Stop bringing that up!"


This made me giggle and I thank you for that. I so need it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on November 13th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
Hee! You're welcome!

There's nothing like Dean with his buckets of denial, especially when he's confronted with one of the ways that totally doesn't work. \o/