The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors
halfshellvenus

The post-Halloween poll (because I can)...

C'mon, you all know this is vital information!

Step right up. :D

The best candy apples have

caramel
18(60.0%)
chocolate
3(10.0%)
that weird red stuff
9(30.0%)

Candy apples with nuts?

No
5(16.7%)
HELL no
11(36.7%)
Sure
9(30.0%)
*is a squirrel*
5(16.7%)

The best part of candy corn is

the yellow
8(27.6%)
the orange
4(13.8%)
the white
3(10.3%)
Huh?
6(20.7%)
an oxymoron. That stuff is evil.
8(27.6%)

Choose:

Three Musketeers
3(10.3%)
Milky Way
11(37.9%)
Snickers
15(51.7%)

At Halloween I hand out

my favorites
16(61.5%)
stuff kids like but that I can resist
7(26.9%)
toys
0(0.0%)
healthy snax
1(3.8%)
Jehovah's Witnesses tracts
2(7.7%)

How many extra pounds in the last 1 1/2 weeks?

None. I'm a rock!
8(27.6%)
1-2
8(27.6%)
3-4
2(6.9%)
5+
0(0.0%)
I'll never tell!
11(37.9%)


This was all so much easier before we had kids. Less fun, but definitely easier. ;)

Tags: humor, poll
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