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21 October 2008 @ 12:57 pm
Supernatural Gen Drabble: From The Treasury Of Least-Loved Fairytales (PG, Crack)  
Title: From The Treasury Of Least-Loved Fairytales
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Drabble, Crack)
Rating: PG
Summary: (post-4x01) The crack drabble on Once Upon A Time for win_non_con.
Author's Notes: The 'artistic' drabble is here. This one has no redeeming qualities. ;) Part of the drac_suite booty for the Treasure Hunt. It also suits the 100_ghosts "Once Upon A Time" challenge.

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Once upon a time, there lived four Winchesters with ordinary dreams.

Then ceiling-fire Mommy burned the house down, and the others went searching for the truth that would set her memory free. They searched a lot.

They found monsters and demons and other bad things, and one day Daddy sold his soul to an evil janitor and his sons became orphans. They were pissed.

Sam died despite Dean's scary secret, but Dean brought him back. After a year of dumb-ass antics (and cheeseburgers), Dean went to Hell. He was rescued by a reset button with wings.

Happy ending? Not yet…


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eponin10 on October 21st, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Oh my.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 10:38 pm (UTC)
Hee! Glad you liked it. :D
LindaMlinda3m on October 21st, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
reset button with wings

Awesome!!!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
That was the line the draco_suite liked the most, too. It's just that evohl. :D
The Huntress: DeanPretty-Shadowhuntress69 on October 21st, 2008 09:51 pm (UTC)
He was rescued by a reset button with wings.

Thanks for this, loved the above-quoted line.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 10:39 pm (UTC)
That's my person evil favorite as well. ;)

Thanks for reading!
CaffieneKitty: yaycaffienekitty on October 21st, 2008 10:15 pm (UTC)
You posted it! \o/ Are you going to post the Piggy one too? *nudges*

And what's this nonsense about the other one not having redeeming qualities?? It's freaking awesome!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: heh-hehhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 10:40 pm (UTC)
The Piggy story goes up tomorrow!

It's this one that has no redeeming qualities... other than making people snort. ;) But I posted the more serious one yesterday. :D

What an awesome adventure that was, and what a great job you did organizing it and tying it all together at the end. \o/
(no subject) - caffienekitty on October 22nd, 2008 02:13 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 05:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
iamstealthyoneiamstealthyone on October 21st, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
I really like the tone/POV of this one. *g* Nicely done.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
It really IS like a bad children's story, isn't it? :0
(no subject) - iamstealthyone on October 21st, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
moodswingersmoodswingers on October 21st, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
LOL!

Except, there was at least some happy ending for Dean after reboot.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)
Except, there was at least some happy ending for Dean after reboot.
For a few days, I think, before Castiel came to him with the "We have to talk. Sam? Evil. Maybe. Handle it." discussion. ;)

Love your icon!
cindy: spn - castiel (by tasha8649)tsuki_no_bara on October 21st, 2008 11:16 pm (UTC)
a reset button with wings! *dies laughing* i like that better than "god's accountant". "one day daddy sold his soul to an evil janitor and his sons became orphans. they were pissed" likewise cracks me right the fuck up.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
i like that better than "god's accountant".
:D I find them both funny, in different ways, though "reset button with wings" is certainly a more evil description. ;)

one day daddy sold his soul to an evil janitor and his sons became orphans. they were pissed" likewise cracks me right the fuck up.
Oh heavens, how often outside of "Scrubs" would you normally be able to USE a phrase like evil janitor and have it actually be true? \o/
thelimpshrimpthelimpshrimp on October 21st, 2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
Hee! Awesome!

I especially love the unique reference to angel-boy. *glee*

The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
I especially love the unique reference to angel-boy. *glee*

I think it's right in that category that Castiel's talking about with "You'd better show some respect, or else!" ;)

Glad you enjoyed this! Thank you. :D
brigid_tanner: bobby-are you high?brigid_tanner on October 21st, 2008 11:38 pm (UTC)
LOL!! sounds like a bed-time story. I really like it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on October 21st, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! Your icon is exquisitely appropriate for this particular drabble.

You definitely caught the point of it, too-- one of the worst bedtime stories ever! \o/
layne: dean happylayne67 on October 22nd, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
SPN the Disney version? I LOVE!!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 04:44 am (UTC)
SPN the Disney version? I LOVE!!
You know, the mother DOES die at the beginning, and then the children grow through painful adversity and orphanage... so yes, it IS Disney! \o/
ErinRua: Deanerinrua on October 22nd, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
Beautiful. I've never imagined a fairy tell format used to such fine effect, and in only a hundred words, no less! Well done! ;-)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 05:13 am (UTC)
Hahaha! The other one doesn't quite have the fairytale feeling, despite the beginning, and this one is like a fairytale gone entirely bad, like The Goose That Laid The Rotten Egg or something. :0

Glad you enjoyed it!
(no subject) - erinrua on October 22nd, 2008 05:36 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 05:38 am (UTC) (Expand)
sahbelsahbel on October 22nd, 2008 06:52 am (UTC)
LOL. i loved this.

reset button with wings FTW!

<3
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 07:00 am (UTC)
Thank you! That's quite the evil description, isn't it? But I couldn't resist. :D
shaitanah: naruto_winshaitanah on October 22nd, 2008 07:38 am (UTC)
LMAO!!!!! That totally sums the whole show up. reset button with wings. - Now that's how Castiel should always introduce himself! "Angel of the Lord" doesn't sound half as cool! XDDD
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 08:02 am (UTC)
LMAO!!!!! That totally sums the whole show up.
In a really, really evil way. ;)

reset button with wings. - Now that's how Castiel should always introduce himself! "Angel of the Lord" doesn't sound half as cool! XDDD
I agree! Although, since he has NO visible sense of humor, I don't see that going over so well with him. :0

Glad you enjoyed it!
(no subject) - shaitanah on October 22nd, 2008 09:00 am (UTC) (Expand)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 05:15 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! It's always the cruel things that are the most funny in crack to me. ;)
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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on October 22nd, 2008 09:09 pm (UTC)
:D He's gorgeous, even if he IS lacking a sense of humor.

...."Happy ending? Not yet..." LOL
I know-- I keep hoping, but I can't be sure that even when the show winds down Kripke would be that kind to us!