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02 October 2008 @ 11:59 pm
Supernatural Slash Drabble: "Seriously, No" (PG-13)  
Title: Seriously, No
Author: HalfshellVenus
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Wincest, Humor, Drabble)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: (S1) Even after the truce, the effects of the prank war still linger on…
Author's notes: Happy birthday to huggenkiss! A little Sam/Dean humor for you on your special day. I hope it gives you a giggle.
Also for 100_ghosts ("Hell House" Coda) and supernatural100 ("Regret").

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Eighty miles past Richardson, Dean remembers Sam in that towel. He pulls off the highway:

"Hey, Sammy, you wanna—"

"Here?"

"No, not here. Down by those trees, maybe."

"Right," Sam says, too calmly. "No."

"Wait, no? Why not?"

"You had your chance earlier, but you were being a dick."

"Heh—dick," Dean chuckles. "Exactly. Let's do it."

"Nah. You're flying solo."

"You know I can't! Half my hand's still on that beer bottle. The other half's scratchy."

"So?"

"Let's trade—you blow me, I'll blow you."

"Right. Because you love the taste of itching powder."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"Never mind…"



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brigid_tanner: Dean-all out of quartersbrigid_tanner on October 3rd, 2008 11:59 am (UTC)
LOL!! Bet they think things through a little more next time.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 3rd, 2008 05:10 pm (UTC)
Or Dean, at least, does. He got himself with both the original prank AND Sam's payback for it (which you can never predict). SuperglueHand is not your friend! :D