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02 October 2008 @ 11:59 pm
Supernatural Slash Drabble: "Seriously, No" (PG-13)  
Title: Seriously, No
Author: HalfshellVenus
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Wincest, Humor, Drabble)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: (S1) Even after the truce, the effects of the prank war still linger on…
Author's notes: Happy birthday to huggenkiss! A little Sam/Dean humor for you on your special day. I hope it gives you a giggle.
Also for 100_ghosts ("Hell House" Coda) and supernatural100 ("Regret").

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Eighty miles past Richardson, Dean remembers Sam in that towel. He pulls off the highway:

"Hey, Sammy, you wanna—"

"Here?"

"No, not here. Down by those trees, maybe."

"Right," Sam says, too calmly. "No."

"Wait, no? Why not?"

"You had your chance earlier, but you were being a dick."

"Heh—dick," Dean chuckles. "Exactly. Let's do it."

"Nah. You're flying solo."

"You know I can't! Half my hand's still on that beer bottle. The other half's scratchy."

"So?"

"Let's trade—you blow me, I'll blow you."

"Right. Because you love the taste of itching powder."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"Never mind…"



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happy is as happy does: Dude - SPNhappywriter06 on October 3rd, 2008 11:13 am (UTC)
LOL. *pets Dean* Dean, you have to think these things through. Figure out if the consequences are worth it.

"Heh—dick," Dean chuckles. "Exactly. Let's do it."
He would say so that if, you know, they were doing it.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 3rd, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
Figure out if the consequences are worth it.

That visual detour down Sam's body-in-the-towel during that motel scene... I can replay that in my head as so easily as "Maybe pranking Sam right this minute wasn't such a great idea" and then him deciding to go through with it anyway.

Bad.Move.

:D