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02 October 2008 @ 11:59 pm
Supernatural Slash Drabble: "Seriously, No" (PG-13)  
Title: Seriously, No
Author: HalfshellVenus
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Wincest, Humor, Drabble)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: (S1) Even after the truce, the effects of the prank war still linger on…
Author's notes: Happy birthday to huggenkiss! A little Sam/Dean humor for you on your special day. I hope it gives you a giggle.
Also for 100_ghosts ("Hell House" Coda) and supernatural100 ("Regret").

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Eighty miles past Richardson, Dean remembers Sam in that towel. He pulls off the highway:

"Hey, Sammy, you wanna—"

"Here?"

"No, not here. Down by those trees, maybe."

"Right," Sam says, too calmly. "No."

"Wait, no? Why not?"

"You had your chance earlier, but you were being a dick."

"Heh—dick," Dean chuckles. "Exactly. Let's do it."

"Nah. You're flying solo."

"You know I can't! Half my hand's still on that beer bottle. The other half's scratchy."

"So?"

"Let's trade—you blow me, I'll blow you."

"Right. Because you love the taste of itching powder."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"Never mind…"



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Little Australian Bundle Of Delightful Joy: sam dean kisshuggenkiss on October 3rd, 2008 07:40 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!! I just got home from work and this was at the top of my friends list. I love it! It is so perfect. Hell House was the episode that hooked me to SPN for life - I downloaded it after I saw Bugs (of all episodes!) on free to air TV. Slash and humour and pranks and Sam in a towel in so little words! THANK YOU!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: SN Lovershalfshellvenus on October 3rd, 2008 07:49 am (UTC)
Yay! Serendipity pays off once again!

I was thinking of doing some humor for you, with Wincest if possible, and suddenly this seemed like a really good episode to use.

Even better-- it's a Wonder Twins mind-link kind of thing!

And really, I think The Towel speaks for itself. Who could resist SPN after that towel?

Happy Birthday (your yesterday)! I hope it was wonderful! *hugs*