The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors

Supernatural Slash Drabble: "Seriously, No" (PG-13)

Title: Seriously, No
Author: HalfshellVenus
Pairing: Sam/Dean (Wincest, Humor, Drabble)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: (S1) Even after the truce, the effects of the prank war still linger on…
Author's notes: Happy birthday to huggenkiss! A little Sam/Dean humor for you on your special day. I hope it gives you a giggle.
Also for 100_ghosts ("Hell House" Coda) and supernatural100 ("Regret").


Eighty miles past Richardson, Dean remembers Sam in that towel. He pulls off the highway:

"Hey, Sammy, you wanna—"


"No, not here. Down by those trees, maybe."

"Right," Sam says, too calmly. "No."

"Wait, no? Why not?"

"You had your chance earlier, but you were being a dick."

"Heh—dick," Dean chuckles. "Exactly. Let's do it."

"Nah. You're flying solo."

"You know I can't! Half my hand's still on that beer bottle. The other half's scratchy."


"Let's trade—you blow me, I'll blow you."

"Right. Because you love the taste of itching powder."



"Never mind…"

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Tags: birthday, drabbles, my_fic, sn_slash, wincest
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