Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Humor, Drabble)
Summary: Yet another thing for the boys to argue about.
Author's Notes: A very happy belated birthday to janissa11—I hope you had a wonderful time, and I'm sorry I missed it.
Also for 100_ghosts, this is "Jack."
"You never told me you were this gay."
Dean and movies equals talking. It's distracting— even when Dean's not trying to start something up like now.
"What're you babbling about?" Sam deadpans, stalling. His escapism's already being threatened.
"How you totally have the hots for Johnny Depp— and here I thought Orlando Bloom was more your type."
"I don't have a type, Dean, unless it's the silent type because that would definitely be good."
"But you can't take your eyes off him!"
"Does 'freak-show' mean anything to you? Why would you assume— Oh."
"I'm not the one who's obsessed…"
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