Supernatural Gen Drabble: Suburban Prey (PG, Humor)

Title: Suburban Prey
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Humor, All-dialogue, Drabble)
Rating: PG
Summary: It's summertime, and the hunt is on…
Author's Notes: Happy Birthday to erinrua, who wanted Sam and Dean and something summery! Hope this hits the spot. :)
Also for supernatural100, this is "Dialogue-only."

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"Dean…"

"Shhh, I'm listening."

"When grownups do this—in a car no less—it's not cute, it's creepy. It's called stalking."

"Dude, I can't locate the sound when you talk, so shut up. There—finally!"

"Even if the driver doesn't think we're scary, the kids definitely will."

"Where's your sense of adventure, Sam? You're the one who always wanted the normal life."

"Grocery stores are normal too."

"It's not the same. So, you coming or what?"

"Not."

"Which of course means you don't want anything."

"Bring me a Nutty Buddy…"

"Second choice?"

"Creamsicle."

"Got it."

"Dean? Don't forget the napkins…"



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