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The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors

The "Who to Shag" meme

I'm sure you've seen this meme going around. Here it is again. ;)

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely have sex with.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might have sex with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Turn gray the names of guys you can't actually get a mental image of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

The List
1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv) STD-threat extreme. :0 And he seems to dislike women intensely as people. Bleh.
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
6) Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo (NCIS, tv)
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv) I shouldn't find him attractive, and yet the hormones do not lie.
9) Danny Taylor (Without A Trace, tv)
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv) Not convinced he's actually straight, so what's the point?
13) Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv) (with a no-burn-no-death clause for afterward)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie) One time only, AFTER bathing.
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv)
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv)

26) Dr. James Wilson (House, MD, tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv)
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, tv, book and movie)
29) Jools Siviter (Spooks a/k/a MI5, tv)

30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) God, but this man is handsome.
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv)
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv)

35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean, movies)
36) Nathan Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv) (Depends on how he behaves toward women)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv)
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies)
41) Withnail (Withnail & I, movie)
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv)

43.) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv) He's incredibly hot, but I don't go for 'players' and he radiates that.
44.) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv)
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv) If he warmed up a little.
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv)
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv)

49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)
51) Rodney McKay (SGA, tv)

52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) (he may be hot, but he's also a sociopath and that's a big No for me)
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv) So.Handsome.
54) John Sheppard (SGA, tv)
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (SG-1, tv)

56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) (wish I could say yes, but there's that sociopath problem again)
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv) No vampires.
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) Maybe? Though tattoos and piercings are both a huge turnoff for me.
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) ?? Early S4 Jason, Yes. Psycho uh-oh-we-have-to-write-the-actor-off-now Jason, No.
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv)
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie) RRRRrrrawrrr yes!
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)
63) Sam Tyler (Life On Mars, tv)
64) Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70's Show, tv)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)

68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) If he'd kick the drug habit. He's adorable, but drugs are a No too.
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie)
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv)
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv)

73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv) Creepy, and the actor always comes off as gay to me, so there's no attraction.
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) There is not enough NO in the universe for this one. I hate the "Boy-Genius" archetype with a passion.
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv)
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv)
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)

78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
No hobbits, at any time.
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv)
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie)
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie)

85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)
87) Scotty Valens (Cold Case, tv)
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv)
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie/book)
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie/book)
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie)
92) Alex Karev (Grey´s Anatomy, tv)

93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie)
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv) So long as it wouldn't kill him!
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv)
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv)
100) Cappie (Greek, tv)

101) Doug Ross (ER, tv) I don't much care for the Cassanova type, even if George Clooney is hotness itself.
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv)
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie)

105) Robert Chase (House MD, tv)
106) Jack O'Neill (SG1, tv)
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv)
108) Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv) Don't like the character OR the actor (at least, not above the neck)
109) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, Novel, Film) Urk. Too young and too wimpy.
110) Ronon Dex (Stargate Atlantis, tv) Don't watch the show, don't know the characters, but if this is the leonine guy with the hair then Whoo!
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, Novel, Film) Only with a bath and a haircut would I ever consider it.
112) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, Novel, Film) There's that sociopath problem again.
113) Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings, Novel, Film) No hobbits, nohow!
114) Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars, Film)
115) Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars, Film)
116) Robert Roy MacGregor (Rob Roy, Film)

117) Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek TOS, TV, Film) Cheezy, womanizing and insincere with women. No.
118) Mr. Spock (Star Trek TOS, TV, Film) Any time, anywhere.
119) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, TV) Unless this is John Barrowman again, in which case Absolutely!
120) Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s))
121) Legolas Greenwood (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s)) Hell, I'd MARRY him!
122) Aragorn, Son of Arathorn (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s)) Significant bathing would be required.
123) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, Book(s), Film(s))
124) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, Book(s), Film(s))
Ew. No underagers, thank you very much.
125) Will (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie) I'd be shocked if ANYONE said "No" to this character.
126) Prince Caspian (Narnia: Prince Caspian, movie)
127) Peter Pevensie (Narnia, books, movie)
No Narnia, at any time.
128) King Henry VII (The Tudors, tv) I'm going with winterlive's summary on this one: eight wives, all dead. WHAT DO YOU THINK.
129) jim ellison (the sentinel, tv) My hormones say yes to this one.
130) blair sandburg (the sentinel, tv) We've got the "Boy Genius" thing and possibly a whining thing. That's iffy, right there.
131) special agent fox mulder (the x-files, tv, movies) Hahahahaha! No.
132) remus lupin (harry potter, books, movies)
133) LT Harry Kim (Star Trek Voyager)
134) Captain Jean-Luc Picard (ST:TNG)
135) Barney Stinson (HIMYM)
136) BJ Hunnicut (M*A*S*H) Fatuous and has an extra-large forehead. Actually, there's no-one on that show I'd sleep with.
137) Dr. Luka Kovač (ER, tv)
138) Sayid Jarrah (LOST, tv)
139) Armand (Interview With the Vampire, Book, Film) No vampires.
140) Ben ('Finn') Finnegan (Fool's Gold, movie) The actor is probably Matthew McConaughey, but the character? I don't care for men who won't grow up.

Adding my four:
141) John Doe ("John Doe," tv)
142) Mr. Sulu (Star Trek Original Series, tv) My first crush, age 5.
143) Hector, Prince Of Troy ("Troy," movie)
144) Agent "J" (Men In Black, movie) Cute, great sense of humor, if he could just step away from that super-sekrit lifestyle for a second I'd be there. :D

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