The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors (halfshellvenus) wrote,
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Six Little Words Fiction: Arrested Development

Remember those six little word stories? Here's a bunch for "Arrested Development," which I'm rewatching on DVD. :)

Arrested Development

Media alert: Lindsay ate in public!

Cynical Michael's boy is sweet confusion.

Barry Zuckerkorn bills you for sleeping.

Was Ann there? Who can say?

Model home crumbles with ironic regularity.

Tobias needs a "sexual orientation" intervention.

Steve Holt, non-achiever: his father's son.

Attic has-been covets his brother's mistress.

Buster gets a life. Hell freezes.

G.O.B. successfully disappears… and no-one notices.

Banana stand, cash cow, landmark eyesore.

Bottle or bedroom? Lucille hates choices.

Maeby's an orphan with living parents.

Oscar's back. Oops—arrested! Or… not.

Bob Loblaw works for you. Incompetently.

"This is your son!"

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Tags: my_fic, sixlittlewords
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