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22 January 2008 @ 11:37 am
Supernatural vs. The Chicken  
I sent out some email humor to a bunch of people this morning (features pictures, so email me if you want a copy of your own). It's "Why The Chicken Crossed The Road: Experts Respond."

And then particlesofgale sent me back a Supernatural version and I went off on a tear and added to it:

~~~~ Debbie's email humor ~~~~ \o/

Dean: The chicken needs to be salted & burned before it "crosses" back.

Sam: Wait. What if the chicken unknowingly has demon blood from when it was a mere chick? Can it be saved? Please save the chicken Deeeeeeen! ::wibbles::

~~~~ Halfshell's cruel additions ~~~~

John: The chicken will be taken care of, if it comes to that. Dean'll make sure of it.

Ellen: So long as the chicken pays like everyone else and doesn't start anything, it's welcome at The Roadhouse.

Bobby: What the? That chicken was dead just yesterday, and now it's up and walking around again!

Gordon: The chicken is the AntiChrist.

DemonBimbette: I was prepared to follow the chicken and join its chicken army. We all were.

CW: The epic story of the chicken and its road isn't drawing enough viewers from the 18-25 male demographic. We need more female guest-stars and random T&A.

Bela: I can procure that chicken if the price is sufficient, and you may cook it as you please. My part is only to deliver the merchandise.

Kripke: God, I hope the chicken makes it to Season Four.

Viewers: Please let the Writers' Strike be over so we can continue watching the chicken go wherever it needs to go...

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~~~~ Extras! ~~~~

YED: That chicken is SPUNKY, crossing the road all grown up now. It makes me proud! (girlguidejones)

Henricksen: I near went nuts tryin' to find that chicken. (girlguidejones)

Ellen: That chicken is bad news. He and Bill went on a hunt together and the chicken came back alone. (particlesofgale)

Ruby: What do you *really* know about the chicken's Mother? (particlesofgale)




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Steffi: Supernatural - Dean Hehe by carmendovelegoline on January 22nd, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
Hehe, for the win :-)
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
Funny how sometimes simple humor can be so much fun!
(no subject) - legoline on January 22nd, 2008 08:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
eponin10 on January 22nd, 2008 07:53 pm (UTC)
Hee! *laughs ass off* Thank you. I needed that!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 08:02 pm (UTC)
Hee! You're very welcome! ♥
The Good, The Bad and The Lanathelana on January 22nd, 2008 07:58 pm (UTC)
Now that I think of it:

Lincoln: The chicken punched the road and then headbutted every car that came across it. Then it bought itself a keychain.

Michael: In order to cross the road the chicken made lengthy calculations based on many unrealsitic and obtuse coincidences. Then it dug a tunnel. In the end it seduced a random passer by to carry it acros.

Ergh, I'm sure you can do better ones :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Gen PB brothershalfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 08:12 pm (UTC)
IF we were doing Prison Break, which we're not.... ;)

Sofia: I thought I knew the chicken, but now I see that it has already crossed to the other side of our road and left me behind. I need a new chicken...

Westmoreland: I was never that chicken, but I know where the chicken had its nest...

Pope: I can redeem that chicken, and help it see the futility of always wanting to cross new roads when all that it needs can be found within itself.

Sara: I always find myself drawn to the bad chickens, and then I follow them across the road to self-destruction.

Bellick: The chicken wanted pants that could only be found on the other side of the road. Special Forces pants, in fact. Let me tell you about the time...

T-Bag: There're chickens and there're ways to cook those chickens, and if a certain pretty little chicken doesn't take the fox on his journey then there'll be barbecue-aplenty in the morning.

Sucre: That chicken is loco, but I'll stand by him anyway.

Mahone: The chicken led me here, but I have faith it'll lead me out again as long as I don't turn my back on it.

Gretchen: Chickens squawk, and then you do what you've got to do. This one's going to be missing its head soon...

Whistler: I'll stay close to the chicken until we're on the other side of the road, and then it's every chicken for himself.

Viewers: For the love of god, make the chicken's brother grow some hair again already!
(no subject) - thelana on January 22nd, 2008 08:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - halfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 08:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - thelana on January 22nd, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
The Good, The Bad and The Lanathelana on January 22nd, 2008 08:01 pm (UTC)

Viewers: Please let the Writers' Strike be over so we can continue watching the chicken go wherever it needs to go...


This is so my fave :D
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
Oh, god. I am SO ready for it to be over, given my fears of how it'll trash my "arc-based" shows like SPN and Prison Break.


Not to mention *bites nails* whether there will even BE a season for "24" this year. *cries*
(no subject) - thelana on January 22nd, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
IDK, my BFF Jared Leto?gekizetsu on January 22nd, 2008 08:45 pm (UTC)
>>Gordon: The chicken is the AntiChrist.

ROFL! Yep. Dead-on.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Sam: This time the chicken took off the farmer's head! There's justice for you! *pauses* *ponders* *is back to feeling guilty*
I'm for wine and the embrace of questionable women: sam's laughmissyjack on January 22nd, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
Oh my sides are aching. Hilarious esp:

Bobby: What the? That chicken was dead just yesterday, and now it's up and walking around again!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
Haha! And worse yet,

Bobby: And now I have to pretend that the chicken was _always_ alive, and Jesus I'm going to tear Dean a new one the first chance I get...
girlguidejonesgirlguidejones on January 22nd, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
Can I play?
YED: That chicken is SPUNKY, crossing the road all grown up now. It makes me proud!

Henricksen: I near went nuts tryin' to find that chicken.

The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 22nd, 2008 09:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Can I play?
hahahaha!

Worthy additions! Want me to add them up top? :D
Re: Can I play? - girlguidejones on January 22nd, 2008 10:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
motherlycluckermotherlyclucker on January 22nd, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
Epic win!

For the chicken of course, I really can't wait for Supernatural to come back...It's only next week!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 23rd, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
really can't wait for Supernatural to come back...It's only next week!

Oh, me too. And I fervently hope the writing is more along the lines of Sera Gamble and less along the lines of the other S3 random, like "Sin City" and "Red Sky At Morning" (neither of which I watched in repeat).

And in the meantime, we mock with our metaphorical chickens. ;)
aeroport_artaeroport_art on January 23rd, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
Your Gordon one cracks me up XD XD XD

Oh and the e-mail too. Al Gore! Al Sharpton!! And a few others really made me smile. Hee!
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphorshalfshellvenus on January 23rd, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
Oh and the e-mail too.
For some reason, the Dr. Seuss, Aristotle, Einstein and The KFC Colonel ones really cracked me up the most.

And of course, the Grandpa version. Chicken or no chicken, THAT story's always the same, which is why it's funny. :D
celia_goesfactoids on January 24th, 2008 06:02 am (UTC)
Kubrick: don't play with my chicken!

Poor Kripke! ahh chicken jokes will be floating around my head the whole day now.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on January 24th, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
They're totally worthwhile! A lot of benefit for very cheap humor. ;)
Harley: Are You Watching? Supernaturalcrimsonkitty88 on March 20th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
Kripke's made me laugh in a sort of masochistic way. lol
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on March 28th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
Haha-- that was before we actually had confirmation of S4.

He wasn't the only one sweating it out!
(no subject) - crimsonkitty88 on April 1st, 2008 10:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Serena64serena64 on February 7th, 2009 12:00 am (UTC)
CW announcer: And in tonight's episode of Supernatural: the chicken turns out to be the anti-Christ and Dean has to kill it to save humanity.
The Coalition For Disturbing Metaphors: Sam & Dean Genhalfshellvenus on February 7th, 2009 12:03 am (UTC)
I swear, that's starting to become my big SPN fear! *bites fingernails*