And then particlesofgale sent me back a Supernatural version and I went off on a tear and added to it:
~~~~ Debbie's email humor ~~~~ \o/
Dean: The chicken needs to be salted & burned before it "crosses" back.
Sam: Wait. What if the chicken unknowingly has demon blood from when it was a mere chick? Can it be saved? Please save the chicken Deeeeeeen! ::wibbles::
~~~~ Halfshell's cruel additions ~~~~
John: The chicken will be taken care of, if it comes to that. Dean'll make sure of it.
Ellen: So long as the chicken pays like everyone else and doesn't start anything, it's welcome at The Roadhouse.
Bobby: What the? That chicken was dead just yesterday, and now it's up and walking around again!
Gordon: The chicken is the AntiChrist.
DemonBimbette: I was prepared to follow the chicken and join its chicken army. We all were.
CW: The epic story of the chicken and its road isn't drawing enough viewers from the 18-25 male demographic. We need more female guest-stars and random T&A.
Bela: I can procure that chicken if the price is sufficient, and you may cook it as you please. My part is only to deliver the merchandise.
Kripke: God, I hope the chicken makes it to Season Four.
Viewers: Please let the Writers' Strike be over so we can continue watching the chicken go wherever it needs to go...
~~~~ Extras! ~~~~
YED: That chicken is SPUNKY, crossing the road all grown up now. It makes me proud! (girlguidejones)
Henricksen: I near went nuts tryin' to find that chicken. (girlguidejones)
Ellen: That chicken is bad news. He and Bill went on a hunt together and the chicken came back alone. (particlesofgale)
Ruby: What do you *really* know about the chicken's Mother? (particlesofgale)